[featured] ❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞ ❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞ ❝Just give me the order.❞ ❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞ ❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself.❞ ❝That's beside the point!❞ ❝Okay, so remind me, why are we delivering flowers from yourself to your house?❞ ❝So that my mom thinks I have a love life. Duh.❞ ❝Well, do you?❞ ❝Um... of course...❞ ❝Then why are you buying yourself flowers?❞ ❝...❞ ____________________________________ ***updates twice a week on random days so keep your peeled! ((:*** » featured on humour's romcom list. [COPYRIGHT © 2017, 123itsmeee, ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED TO ME.]

Like two little suns. They blazed an energy that made you feel like electricity was pulsing threw you every time you'd see those eyes of his. He made you feel like you've just met an extraterrestrial being when he would speak. And like you've seen an actual monster when he would take action. But I knew better. I knew this odd, strange boy better then most. ☁︎ Side by side two children have lived, learned, and grown together. With each different sides of a story. Renegade Andrews has always been an odd, unusual, and sometimes a nonsensical boy. Anyone, and everyone who's ever met him, has ran, and remained a bit disturbed afterwords. Raina, his only childhood friend, has always been the only one to break threw to him, or understand this odd boy. After five years, Renegade comes back from a distant place, due to intriguing and mysterious problems. How will his small town react? Or better said. How will she react? ☁︎ Look inside for details ;) ☁︎ Started 10/30/2017 Ended???

"And you're stupid, ignorant, a- and, a hooligan!" I yell back, with a stutter hidden in my voice. Who does he think he is? I don't need him! "And you're aggressive, have bad communication skills and suck at expressing yourself! When are you gonna learn that you can't rely on your smarts, books and determination to get you through life." Sighing, he rubbed the back of his curly haired head. I? I tried to keep myself from kicking him into another country, and not letting him see my bothersome, unnecessary tears. ☕︎ Welcome to Café la Partenariat. This unusual little cafe is where Fay Winfreys, a determined, inexperienced and intelligent young women, will learn more about herself and the world around her, then ever before. This is also the little cafe which will get Elijah Adams, a shy, stubborn and some would say lazy young man; more familiar with knowing what he wants in life and closer to understanding the inexplicable species that is: females. What happens, when these two very different people, who enjoy living they're lives completely different unwilling get ' Partnered up'? ☕︎ all rights reserved. To © nisag27. || 2017 || Started 1/20/17 Completed 11/5/17 ✔︎ Book cover by @Esmeraldalovesrhett Look inside for a better idea ;)

HUMANITY ENDS; In the wake of a zombie apocalypse, a resourceful mother faces past decisions where shelters are falling to the dead, and her daughter's reliance on her runs as empty as her inhaler.

After Peter's Aunt May, his last living relative, dies in a car crash Peter is sent to live at a boy's home. After two very hard weeks Tony Stark finds out and takes in the friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Peter struggles with facing life from the school bullies to living with his billionaire guardian to even going back to fighting crime after taking time off... Will Peter make it through these tough times with Tony Stark or will He go back to the miserable boy's home? Will Peter let Tony Stark in and take the barriers down? Ratings: #1 in lifestruggles #1 in Pepper #2 in esteem #4 in fosterparent #11 in mrstark Among others Most impressive rating: #26 in self (out of 665)

We walked out of the principal's office. I continued checking him out shamelessly. He was something else. "Done drooling about me, Nerdhead." he chuckled. I wasn't drooling, was I? "Watch your mouth with me pretty boy." I fired back. There was no way in the world that I would admit it. "Pretty boy? I thought I was a hot piece of meat." What? I said it out loud? Oh no, please don't tell me I embarrased myself! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ McKanzie Garfield is a nerd in all kinds of way. She has glasses, braces and is an excellent student. She moves city to live with her sister and her husband. Her life changes completely when a certain green-eyed boy enters in her life. Cameron Court is the typical bad boy. Popular, hot, player and all you search in a bad boy. What happens with him when he has to live with his brother, where the nerd is living too? Secrets, lies, misunderstandings, twists. The nerd and the bad boy, your typical love story. Highest rank: #229 on humor (19.12.2017) #417 on chicklit (08.03.2018) Cover made by me ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Copyright 2018

Everyone has their own little evil in their heart. Check out what's the little evil in there heart above 👆 If any problem please do comment .. Sorry for any inconvenience or misunderstands... No one is perfect...... In courage people ...

・‥━━━☆ ❝ silly girl, your different was your beautiful all along . ❞ [ gif by evieskenobi ] © sereinally , 2019

"Let's play a game, yeah? I ask you a question and if you don't give me the correct answer, you get shot. I like to call it the killing game," I smirk deviously. "And what do I get out of it, huh?" he snaps at me. I place my finger on my chin as if I was pondering what he had asked me. "Well, for starters, if you answer correctly, you don't get shot." ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Once innocent Ava Cooper witnesses the death of her best friend at the age of fourteen, she begins seeking revenge on the men that were involved, tracking them down one by one and murdering them at age 21. She found pleasure in killing the men who ruined her deceased bestfriend's life and she didn't feel guilty about the fact either. . . to anyone else anyway. When she runs into West Livingston, her neighbor, she hates the fact that he won't stop trying to get her to open up and that he's distracting her from her sole purpose of being in Los Angeles: to avenge her best friend. They say opposites attract but what happens when people completely alike begin to fall for each other also? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Book Reviewed by #LetsWriteSkills Book Cover by @perseaphone Began writing: 03-03-17 Ended writing: 06-10-17 a novel by clffoconda™ ©

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