"SHE LOOKS AT YOU AND SEES THE STARS. YOU LOOK AT HER AND SEE THE MOON. IT'S SUCH A GODDAMN TRAGEDY BOTH OF YOU THINK THE OTHER IS LOOKING AT THE GROUND." - REMUS LUPIN TO SIRIUS BLACK ... in which arabella arroway and sirius black are two friends who keeps the population of hogwarts asking, 'why aren't they together?'

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

A year after the war, Ron and Hermione were engaged but suddenly Hermione left. Ron told everyone how she had cheated on him and had probably left the country or gone to the muggle world. Now, 10 years after they had graduated from Hogwarts, they had all been invited back for the annual reunion. A gala, held at Hogwarts. What happens when Hermione returns with a new guy on her arm? A dashing one at that. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This is just a oneshot, maybe more than one chapter but probably not. Just my favorite type of Dramione story EVER! Enjoy.

Ice /īs/ noun: ice; plural noun: ices 1. complete absence of friendliness or affection in manner or expression. After her parents died, Eila Moody became closed off to the world. She didn't want people near her, she didn't want people to talk to her, one of the reasons could be the fact that she doesn't trust people, or it could be the fact that "I just don't like people" Expressionless and Emotionless, the girl has slowly build ice walls around her heart "If I don't let anyone close, no one can hurt me, and I can't hurt anyone," She just has two problems, Charlie Weasley and Nymphadora Tonks have made it their goal to befriend the icy girl Fire /ˈfī(ə)r/ noun: fire 1. fervent or passionate emotion or ENTHUSIASM Charlie Weasley was the second of his family to go to Hogwarts. He always had a fascination with Dragons, and like some of his siblings, trouble! He loves those majestic creatures, that could burn you to a crisp in a second. He looked at the world with an optimistic attitude. When he finally boards the Hogwarts Express, he meets two girls. One who was the clumsiest, cheerfullest, and the happiest person he'd ever met. And a girl who was cold, distant, and mysterious. There is danger in ice, but also beauty Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter Note: This is in The Guardian universe

Life is complicated, that's all anyone can say. Fred Weasley is an outgoing, daring, Gryffindor. He's popular, to say the least. He and his brother are well know throughout the school, for being trouble makers, and pranksters. However, Gracelyn Diggory is not. Shy and Reserved, not many people now who she is. But she soon finds herself hanging out with two Gryffindors. She grows closer to them, and starts to fall for one of them. She learns their secrets, but they don't learn all of hers. What lengths will they go to, so they could find out these secrets? Will they ever find out that all it takes is a drop of water? A drop of water to unlock those secrets? Fred Weasley and Gracelyn Diggory, an outgoing, daring, and sarcastic Gryffindor and a shy, withdrawn Ravenclaw. This is THEIR story Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter OR Mako Mermaids

After the war, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley ran off to America, hoping to get some peace after the fighting is over. What was first supposed to be a two-week trip turns into a month, then into six months, then into a year. Harry and Ron find that they really like it in America, and stay there for ten years, finding new lives. Now, they're heading back to Britain to visit old friends and family, and to attend a reunion at Hogwarts. However, when they return, things are anything but the way they had been before, and the two find their old world flipped upside down. [completed]

The daughter of two famous Quidditch players, Anora Forney, has grown up travelling the world. And while her parents are known for their skills on the pitch, Anora garners her own attention wherever she goes as many people love to get a glimpse of the child with naturally white hair. However, the world tour comes to an end when Anora receives her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Surrounded by adults for much of her upbringing, Anora is initially quite nervous about interacting with peers of her own age. But with her feline companion, Iggy, at her side, she embarks on her own journey. Along the way, she meets Charlie Weasley, a boy whose hair is as red as her hair is white. And bright locks are not the only thing the two have in common, as their love for magical creatures and the outdoors, sparks a friendship that cannot and will not be broken. But their friendship is put to the test as their Seventh Year at Hogwarts approaches, and feelings that were not there before, start to surface. Nothing gets an adventure-packed romance started like dropping out of school and running off to the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary. And that is only the beginning. Cover Credit : @cendriia

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

What happens if James Sirius Potter finds a prototype time turner in his Dad's office? (Which he wasn't supposed to be in) Well, of course he needs to show it to his siblings, cousins, and God-brother! And what happens when he accidentally breaks it? I'll give you three guesses...... The past! They are transported to the past! 1995 in the middle of an Order meeting, great James, great. (Ps. the ages might be a little different, I'm just making them up) Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter