B I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆

Stan doesn't like the way Cartman is eyeing Kyle so he claims Kyle....

Enter Stan Marsh, a regular guy living a regular life in a regular town. There's nothing particularly special about him at all, and you might even go as far as to say he's a pretty boring guy. You'd think that no one would pay him the least bit of their attention, right? Put into different circumstances, they probably wouldn't give half a shit about him or his personal life. But the fact that he has such a close relationship with Kyle Broflovski kind of changes their views, because everyone can see how in love they are with each other except for them.

DISCLAIMER: None of the artworks are under my possession and are made by other artists.

What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

Basically South Park crack that I find somehow

-Warning- Don't read if you are not prepared to get 100000 nosebleeds

Tweek was Craig's first love, until he moved away. They had forgotten each other, but will they remember when Tweek comes back to town? Update: ranked #5 in Craig on 5/12/18 Update: ranked #660 in fanfiction on 12/29/17 (I do not own South Park or any pictures)

This story contains semi-graphic depictions of violence, slurs, slandering, sexuality/NSFW, strong language, and other mature themes. If any of these themes disturb you, than please DO NOT READ. Thank you. Temptations are hard to ignore. Will a seemingly devoted pastor be able to ignore the temptations Tweek offers him? Based upon the characters 'Imp Tweek', and 'Youth Pastor Craig' from South Park: Phone Destroyer™.