"My normal, awake self would say to just ignore it, but my tired, three am self says you need to shag him." -famous words from dear Albus Potter *I don't own anything from the Harry Potter universe--all credit goes to JK Rowling. **Completed. ***This book is a mess tbh. IMPORTANT NOTE: This story is under major editing. If the chapter title has a dot next to it, that means that chapter is completely edited. As with any editing process, some future scenes that are unedited might not make sense, so bear with me please. Copyright © 2016 by Evie Taylor

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

"Say what you want Daryl Dixon, but one day I'm gonna be gone...and you'll miss me" -Evelina Grimes "I was nobody...Nothing" Two writers one story~ a collaboration walking dead/Daryl Dixon love story by @destinywriter94 and @--Pinkypromise--

As Claire aims to leave her oppressive stepfamily behind, she befriends Zion. Will he be her ticket to freedom or a distraction in achieving her dreams? ***** Claire Olsen has had a crush on Zion Petrakis since the first time she laid eyes on him, but he never noticed, instead only having eyes on the school's it girl, Maddie Jennings. Knowing she couldn't compete with Maddie, Claire hid her feelings for Zion, satisfied with admiring him from afar. However, when a series of events led Claire closer to Zion, her feelings for him grew from infatuation to love. And despite fighting hard to keep her feelings contained by distancing herself from Zion, he was determined to show her that he's earned a spot in her life. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best friend SUCKS. Watching him kiss other girls HURTS. Acting like he means nothing more to me than just a friend KILLS. *** Lydia and Ashton have been best friends from the very beginning. They tell each other everything and know everything about one another. Well, so Ashton thought... Lydia has been secretly in love with her best friend for as long as she can remember. However, she keeps it to herself, not wanting to ruin their close friendship. Now they're both 18, things begin to change after a couple of 'moments' between the pair...will their friendship stand the test? And will Lydia only ever be to Ashton...Just A Friend? **THIS IS NOT A 5 SOS FANFICTION** *Credit to @XxTofiexX for my gorgeous book cover* Highest Ranking - Teen Fiction #1 (10/11/15)

The only reason Percy takes his little sister Casey to Disneyland is because of the pretty blond who plays Aurora between 12:00 and 5:00. (This story is on hiatus. Updates will be infrequent, if at all. But please, add it to your library if you wish!)

Maddie has grown up without her mother and father, living with Remus Lupin. Her father is Sirius Black and sometimes she wonders if he even knows that she exsists, but that is the least of her worries. Her best friends, Fred and George Weasley, are causing trouble, but not just pranks. As Maddie begins getting older she starts to notice Oliver Wood as more than just a Quidditch captain, but how will she feel when she finds out George likes her as more than a prank-assistant?

Starts after the second war when Voldemort dies. Goes through to the epilogue in Deathly Hollows. Maybe even after that, not sure yet. Harry and Ginny go through seperation, marriage problems, children, and everyone who has read the books favorite that is often left out. Teddy! Can they do it? Read and find out. Hopefully you all enjoy it. If something doesn't seem right just let me know in the comments. I know I'm not perfect.

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