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Part 2 of my funny memes book. Enjoy !

Credits for all the characters go to the Queen J.K. Rowling "You are just as sane as I am." It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and once again he is lost and completely broken inside. After his Godfathers death the only person he seems to find comfort in is her... THE CREDITS FOR THE BOOK COVER GO TO: @rainycityday

This is the story of an extraordinary little girl. Orphaned as a baby, Emily grows up as a peculiar ten-year-old with abilities that not only frightens the other children but also herself. Read along as she lives her life as the now adopted daughter of a powerful woman, a professor of Hogwarts, A school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The time has come for her to know of her family and of her otherworldly legacy as Emily Potter, the girl who lived. - Edited as of July 2020 - Photo credits: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/camphalfbloodroleplay/images/5/5e/Alone-black-hair-girl-sad-Favim.com-428528.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120601103952

Madison Potter is back in the sixth book of the series. Once she returns from The Veil, she learns more about what happened afterwards. But now on Dumbledore's invite, she and Harry must have private lessons with him. And what's a Horcrux? It's not even in the library at Hogwarts! Along with that, Madison seems to have changed her name....

Madison is back in the fourth book of the series. This year, though, the Triwizard Tournamnet is here. What happens when her brother is chosen and has to go through three dangerous tasks? Throughout the whole year, one question remains in her mind: Is Voldemort going to return? I DONT OWN HARRY POTTER

I guess it's going okay- I mean, a houself tries to kill me all year, there's this beast petryfing muggleborns... Ginny and I have been so confused. Our memory is going haywire... Chicken feathers are on our robes.. I see to be dying on the inside and out. I think I'm the one... Me and Ginny, that is... I'm Madison Potter, and the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. I DONT OWN HARRY POTTER

Madison Potter? That's me! Oh wait, you haven't heard of me? Well ofcourse you haven't. No one has, really. Except, I don't know, the Wizarding world. This is my first year. And, well... This is how me and my brother, and our friends caught a teacher. And how we saved Hogwarts. For the first time. This is the story of the Philiosphers Stone. I DONT OWN HARRY POTTTER

Harry stared at me. "You're just like him. Looks like you do take after your uncle," He sneered at me with an undertone of sadness," He killed my parents and tried to kill me, too. Is that what you wanted to hear? When I was eleven, eleven, He came back as one of my professors. He tried to make himself come back. But I beat him. Then," He pointed at Ron,"His little sister was possessed by the man who ruined my life. He almost got back, but we destroyed the diary and saved the muggle-borns. Then, I find out t hat my godfather was an evil mass murderer but he was actually innocent. Then, Ron's rat turned out to be Peter Pettigrew, who was Volde-" "Harry, no! You can't say his name!" Hermione burst in. She looked afraid. "We'll have to face the death eaters and we're not ready for that." "'Death Eaters'." I said in disbelief. Trying not to laugh, "Who would want to eat Thanatos?" ************* This takes place after Blood of Olympus, before The Hidden Oracle, and during Deathly Hallows. It is mostly in Harry's and Percy's point of view but a few others are thrown in. I worked really hard on this and I really hope you guys enjoy. The first couple of chapters are about 500 or so words but they get longer, I promise. If there are any spelling mistakes or grammar mistakes, feel free to comment them down below. It is an alternate ending to Deathly Hallows. Please don't kill me when you read the bonus chapter/ epilogue. In your demigodishness and all that, stay potterheads. Love you guys! Thanks for reading!

[DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IT IS LITERAL SHIT AND I HATE IT! ALSO I'M REMAKING THIS BOOK BUT A LOT BETTER SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT] Y/N lives in Gravity Falls and gets a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and falls into the underground only to get BACK up to the surface and finds an abandoned animation studio only to fall in love with a bunch of characters. Y/N's just an advantage teenager. Or is she? Also things will be changed. Also FNAF = Five Nights At Freddy's and BATIM = Bendy and the Ink Machine. NO LEMONS BUT SWEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!