WARNING! NOT THE CHERRY FIC JUST HOW TO SURVIVE AFTER!

This was highly requested. I'll be writing a new chapter as soon as possible, I have no idea how many chapters this will be but I promise there will be more. #justiceformelissa.

(Note: this isn't meant to make fun of anyone. The only thing I'm making fun of here is how cringe fanfictions can get. This is a parody, after all) After Cupcake gets adopted by Harry Styles, she moves to a new school, where she falls in love with the bad boy, Brendon Urie, as well as the nerd, Spaghetti, and deals with the mean girls.

This is mostly mcr but there might be other emo shit. Prepare your asses for the best fic you've ever read.

gerrd the gren teletubbi wuz walkin arounde teletubbi lande and met sum1 who wud chnge hiz lyf 5evr this might be the worst thing you have ever read.

I regret all living choices

STOP. THIS IS NOT THE PHANFIC. IF YOU CANNOT PAUSE FOR FIVE SECONDS TO READ THE DESCRIPTION, THEN I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COMMENTS. I'M NOT CHANGING THE DAMN TITLE JUST BECAUSE YOU WONT READ THE DESCRIPTION. - This is the story of a man named Matthew Hoopes and his hat. Hoopes' hat becomes posessed and tries to tame Matthew Thiessen's ramen noodle hair. Together, along with their friends Cola and Sahara, they must work to put an end to the red hat and save Matt's majestic hair.

Smut about sexy numbers jingle bell rock 💋👼

For your smutty fanfiction needs.

This story is a joke and i literally only made it to mock my 2012 self so please don't come at me.