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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

LIMITED TIME: Read this STEAMY Story and Earn FREE Bonus Coins From Dec 16- 22, read for at least 60 minutes and enter to win up to 120 Coins (5000 Winners) Maya, an innocent nurse, finds herself forced to accept protection from the Phantoms motorcycle gang, specifically the dangerous, irresistible biker, Jake Ford. ***** Maya, a kind nurse, has a normal life and a normal boyfriend, Sebastian. But one day she drops off a letter to a prison for a patient under her care, and finds herself being watched over by a dangerous, handsome biker. It turns out Maya is under the protection of Jake Ford, and despite her feelings for Sebastian, she can't resist the pull of Jake's strong arms, dark looks and chequered past. Soon criminals are coming after her, and Jake is the only one who can keep her safe. Will Maya hide behind her good-girl reputation, or let go and lose herself in the passionate world of Jake Ford? Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains scenes of violence and sexual activity, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designer: Ren T. Photographer: Michelle Lancaster Model: Jaxon Human

Do you know how it feels to have feelings for your step brother? To want him, but to know he would never feel the same? How it hurts to see him with his girlfriend-the way he touches her, loves her, cares for her? The worst is to hear them having sex in the next room, only wishing it was you. I know that it's wrong and that I shouldn't, but ... I fantasize about him touching me. Making love to me. Only me. I shouldn't, but I can't help it. I want him. I want my step brother. Warning: Contains Sexual Content ;) (Rater R)

When frumpy, unemployed Blair Davenport catches her fiance cheating on her, she finds herself in desperate need of money and a job. And Alicia Ronaldo knows exactly who she could work for: Dex Richards, CEO of Richards Enterprise, who just happens to be one of the hottest men alive. Will Blair be able to focus on her work, or will she be unemployed within the month? Alicia Ronaldo is twenty-nine and a party animal. However, when she contacts her ex, Johnny Harlan, to help out Blair Davenport, she finds herself thinking about him nonstop. Will seductive Alicia finally settle down or will she not be able to handle the pressure of responsibility? Thirty-one year old Dex Richards is CEO of Richards Enterprise, one of the most important businesses in the U.S., and a sex god. When he encounters his one night stand, Alicia Ronaldo, with her frumpy yet gorgeous friend, Blair Davenport, his new P.A., he finds himself caught in the middle and needing help choosing whom he should stay with and whom he should forget. Johnny Harlan is thirty years old and working for his best friend, Dex Richards, as Vice President of Exportation. When his ex-fiance arrives in need of a job for her friend, he finds himself unable to not think of her, twenty-four-seven. But what's a guy to do when he finds out his boss (and best friend) and Alicia had a one night affair? In this hilarious novel of two pairs of best friends and romance, you'll find yourself turning pages and wanting more. All's fair in sex, love, and other mishaps.