I really love Harry Potter so I thought I might make some jokes for people to have a laugh at 😌

My name is Rita Skeeter, aka the Queen of Quills. You may know me as an ex-writer for the Daily Prophet. After my unfortunate...resignation for the top-leading paper in the Wizarding world, I've decided to make my own paper, focused on entertainment, filled with exclusive interviews from famous witches and wizards all over the country.

My children, Harry, Hermione, my Grandchildren and even you Arthur, should be scared, because this mummy is coming back!

Hello, people who AREN'T ignorant gits! Oh, and hello, Potter. I'm in my sixth year at Hogwarts, and you can ask me ANYTHING!

This is another project for school, so it will be full of footnotes and a citation chapter. But, if you're interested in knowing how vastly different the Disney movie was from the original mythology, then this is the book for you! Characters, events and geography will be compared between the two, to determine how accurately or inaccurately they are portrayed in the Disney movie. So sit back, relax and get ready for some truth bombs.

What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting this on any other site. If you see this story posted on Quotev PLEASE report them. I've had a lot of problems with people plagiarizing my work.)