Funny harry potter jokes

I really love Harry Potter so I thought I might make some jokes for people to have a laugh at 😌

Rita Skeeter Weekly

My name is Rita Skeeter, aka the Queen of Quills. You may know me as an ex-writer for the Daily Prophet. After my unfortunate...resignation for the top-leading paper in the Wizarding world, I've decided to make my own paper, focused on entertainment, filled with exclusive interviews from famous witches and wizards al...

Molly's Book Of Embarrassment

My children, Harry, Hermione, my Grandchildren and even you Arthur, should be scared, because this mummy is coming back!

Ask Me: Bellatrix Black

Hello, people who AREN'T ignorant gits! Oh, and hello, Potter. I'm in my sixth year at Hogwarts, and you can ask me ANYTHING!

Hollywood Gets a History Lesson: Disney's Hercules

This is another project for school, so it will be full of footnotes and a citation chapter. But, if you're interested in knowing how vastly different the Disney movie was from the original mythology, then this is the book for you! Characters, events and geography will be compared between the two, to determine how accu...

The Other Aunt (A Harry Potter fanfiction)

What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting...