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Afterlife by Stardustisinsideme
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Ana is your average almost 18-year-old. The only difference? She's dead. And now is spending her time in hell (or as they like to call it - the underworld). That doesn't stop her from going on a chase to catch her mystery murderer along with her new dead friend who might feel like more than just a friend. ------- Highest Rank: 383 in Humor Emerald Award Winner The Dream Book Award Humor Winner The Lunar Awards Humor Runner up
Must Haunt The Playboy [Editing] by Sunmeee
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'Idiot.' 'Douche bag.' 'Dumbass.' 'Jer---' 'WILL YOU STOP HOVERING!' His grating voice snapped me out of my rant. I glanced behind me, looking for the unfortunate person the idiot was yelling at. There was no one else in the room. I closed my eyes and rubbed them furiously. There was still no one else in the room. My eyes widened slightly as I looked at him, realization dawning on me. 'You can see me!' I gasped. It wasn't a question. It was statement of disbelief but that didn't stop the idiot from replying. 'No, I'm talking to the other stalker ghost behind you.' He muttered sarcastically. 'You can see me!' I screamed in amazement, too distracted to realize he insulted me. 'Sweet heavens! He can see me!' 'I think we've already established that baby doll.' He rolled his eyes. His condescending tone coupled with the patronizing look that had "you are crazy" written all over it was enough to snap me out of the temporary state of euphoria. __________________ Four little words. Very simple words that changed my existence and gave me hope for the first time in over two hundred years. Someone could see me. He could see me! Now I just have to figure out a way to convince the biggest jerk I know to help me lift a two hundred year old curse. Piece of cake.
A Perfect Life Without You (Ongoing) by helpmeimine
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How can Annarose ever be happy when she's living with a cold, harsh, and mischievous man? Orion Davidson is devilishly misbehaving and seriously unhumorous at the same time. So, when he understood that a strange girl is taking household at his place, he was outraged. Annarose is in for a cold welcome. Orion will do everything in his power to make her stay filled with hell and misery. His scheming side must come forth to succeed, but will he see it through? Can Annarose handle this uncontrollable man and his thoughtless actions? Will Orion ever open his eyes and realize that happiness is right in front of him? Or will they keep thinking that they had, A Perfect Life Without You. As they are forced to spend time together the delicate situation both of the headstrong personalities are caught in only seems to worsen. Anger turns into hatred, sorrow turns into vulnerability, and curiosity takes the dangerous pathway of love. The only problem is, neither knows how to love. *** *** ***
JOKES♥♡ by DoraShinHye
DoraShinHye
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You wanna lyao?Rotfl??...well you re at the right place as my only objective,is for you to LOL!
Mikah & Hakim (✅) by MolayneMelody
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1st Place Winner of The Freedom Awards 2017 3rd Place Winner of The Jewel Awards 2017 3rd Place Winner of The Rose Awards 2017 3rd Place Winner of The Phoenix Awards 2017 Genre Winner of The Gold Awards 2017 Winner of The Puppy Awards 2017 1st Place Winner of The Chaos Awards 2018 1st Place Winner of The Blossom Awards 2018 2nd Place Winner of The World of Champions Awards 2018 2nd Place Winner of The Hidden Gem Awards 2018 3rd Place Winner of The Wicked Awards 2018 3rd Place Winner of The Untitled Awards 2018 • • • Mikah is a sixteen year old boy battling anxiety. Anxiety better known as Hakim. Hakim is not a friend, but more of an annoying mosquito that will never die. Follow the daily life of Mikah as he endures the highs and lows of what we call life. • • • [I DO NOT OWN ANY ARTWORK OR MUSIC]
WHAT Being An IDIOT Feels Like by thegroupofidiots
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This book is written by 7 idiots whom share their opinions about being an idiot and what it feels like. They talk about random things most of the time. WARNING!!! AFTER READING THIS BOOK THE IDIOTICNESS MAY GET TO YOUR HEAD AND YOU MIGHT BECOME AN IDIOT. AND IF YOU BECOME AN IDIOT AFTER READING THIS, WE'LL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT. SO, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.