The aim was to tame but love was attained.

lost ideas from my negative 666th brain cell. or, basically a collection of one shots i've written rather than working on actual books i haven't finished :)

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

(Rewritten) I've been attending Lake Chastity school since I was ten. I've heard that Mr. Cason, the man who runs the school, brings in children with sketchy pasts. My parents died when I was five, and I'd been shuffled around so many times I'd lost count, until 'the incident' happened. That was when Mr. Cason's right hand lady found me and brought me to a school that claimed to be for troubled kids. Only those on the inside know what the school really teaches its students. It trains us to become the perfect assassins... but first, we need to pass all our regular classes. Once we graduate, we're put on teams to learn how to work together. Being a lone assassin can be difficult, so we're supposed to learn to trust our teammates and learn how to combine our strengths to virtually eliminate our weaknesses. In the six years since I've been here, I've made one friend, and we've only been friends for a few weeks. I'm surprised he still hangs out with me, now that he's seen that I'm a total klutz when I get nervous. I'm afraid of what will happen once we're split into teams. We're required to spend our first week together by testing our skills. How am I going to be able to pass the test of trust, when I don't even trust myself? © 2015 Ladybugtastic All Rights Reserved

I, Harlyn Moore, played music. He, Braden Karlston, the apparent Bad Boy, loved music. I played, he listened, and that was how we met. It was just Music, Me And Him. And maybe even more. ©AKAElleDuh ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [COMPLETED-5 DECEMBER 2015] {EDITED} Highest ranking in Short Story- #80

Harry had lived an awful life so far first his abusive relatives then this huge man comes in and tells him he is actually a wizard and he will be attending a school where he will be taught how to use magic. The one thing he didn't expect was to be told he was famous in this world for something that he knew he had no control over. He had expected this school he was going to be attending to be safe and sound but soon found out it was anything but. For three years now he has fought old voldyshorts and won all the while being sent to the hospital wing and met his godfather. However the one thing that only the sorting hat knows is that the boy is extremely observant and has wisdom way beyond his years and something about his friends and headmaster does not sit well with him. He often wondered why was it that he felt more comfortable around his enemies than his friends. What most people do not know is that young harry is actually destined to be a slytherin, those that do know of this are very few most trusted friends that have also shared the same misfortunes of having to hide their true colours to keep up appearances. But will this New Year change anything for young harry and his close friends? Read to find out..... ⚠️ GRAMMATICAL ERRORS ⚠️ PUNCTUATION ERRORS ⚠️ OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE Highest ranking in fanfiction- #306

Thanks to dumbledore, the Potters kept Rosina The-Girl-Who-Lived and threw away her twin Harry. The real Boy-Who-Lived is now with his godfather and best friend in Slytherin. The house which will help him on his way to greatness. The light will never know what hit them. I would like it to be known this story was origionally from fanfiction.net and i transfered it for my reading purposes and did not expect it to get this big, i was planning to continue it, but i feel my writing isnt good enough, sorry to everyone who asked about upcoming updates. Im utterly sorry to all of you. 266k+ Words.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."