PLEASE READ NO JOKE VERY IMPORTANT STUFF AHEAD. Well, as you can tell from the mouthful of a title, this is a book of oneshots based on the headcannons from my other books! So, you read as yourself, (second person POV) a victim the Slenderman has abducted for some strange reason. You don't know why, but you have the feeling it's for a science experiment(??) Either way, with all these psycho killers around, you'd better be on your best behavior, lest one of them get bored and decide to give you a premature death. But who knows, you might just make friends with a few of them. Right. So, though this just contains headcannons from the first book, there will be references to other headcannons, so I will strongly suggest you read the first three books before this one, otherwise you may be left in the dark. I'll provide explainations if enough people ask of course, but other than that, you're on your own.

Sequel to "Are We Cool Yet" Upon discovery of an artifact within the Hand that can bring back the dead, Doc sets out to get Mask back. Unfortunately, the artifact wipes his memory of his beloved. Peanut goes out looking for Shy after his banishment in the final chapter, and they run across another major breach. It may be that soon there won't be enough amnestics to clear the world of their memories of the anomalous, and the masquerade might just be over.

TRIGGER WARNING: death, surgery, stockholm syndrome, depression, anxiety Based off the tale "Crunch" from the wiki. It's called "Are We Cool Yet" because the original plot was going to include Peanut's creators, the anartists, but the story went somewhere else. Anyway, a group of motley SCPs get together and breach containment once and for all! It is mostly angst with a side of fluff. I'll take my time I'll take my time You cannot rush What can't be timed And its tough believing There's someone living out there Happier than me Happier than me We may be lost And gone forever The rain will wash our memory But when we cry We cry together Like it was meant to be - AJR, Growing Old on Bleeker Street

This book contains short stories of SCPs, researchers, guards, etc. These stories will be about their times at the facility, lives before or after the SCPs were captured, beginnings of untold stories from interviews, or anything that comes to mind, really. These books will be as professionally written as they can be (To those who are tired of looking for professionally written books). If you have an idea or request for a story please pm and I will try to make it. This book was strictly made for entertainment and practice. I write these stories to build my creativity and writing skills. I will try to write as professionally as possible. Any corrections on my grammar and punctuation is much helpful and great for advancing my writing skills. Thank you. The SCP Community is a no hate place. If you do not like something, please keep to yourself. No one wants to hear your judgmental criticism and your hate on the Head-canons and LGBT+ community. Thank you. Cover made by me.

T h i s W h i t e R a b b i t i s f a r f r o m a f a i r y t a l e . . . Three travellers arrive at a manor, seeking asylum from the midnight hour of Halloween. They know the place is rumoured to have a monster roaming its halls, but what harm could a short stay do? They'd be leaving as soon the clock struck one. But 'it' won't stand for that, oh no. Their brief visit swiftly turns to chaos when nightfall arrives on its silver horse. The manor's innocent façade is melting away, the children are being hunted down and their guardian finds himself entangled in a dangerous wonderland of illusion and trickery. For whom does the bell toll? Don't look 'it' in the eye. And don't trust yours either, robotic or not. [ If you so desire to open this book, please do so at your own risk, dear reader. Frightful games of rabbit-and-mouse, a bloodied sewing kit, a touch of magic, and the ferocious desire to guard those whom are loved await. Thank you. ] [ Completed 31st of October, 2015 ] [Highest Ranking - #133 in Horror]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A heart warming story about how 049 and 035 conquer their differences through wrestling and make hot love.

Since everyone has their own unique take on what makes a description compelling enough to read, there's no way I can convince you to read this blurb. Lovers to nothing but their passionate desire to kill, the creepypastas lead their own kind of lives. Of course, they're also absolutely nuts, so you can imagine that boxing about a dozen of them within the confines of one mansion leads to insanity of the hilarious variety. Doctor Smiley finds himself using his medical degree for his fellow housemates more than "helping" people. BEN Drowned is a crazy little elf with questionable logic and a bountiful love of yum-yums. Slenderman is a not-so-secret Twihard and Jeff the Killer is... Well... Jeff the Killer. But their colourful cycle of craziness is starting to blur; someone is stirring up trouble for them. Laughing Jack is determined to find out who's responsible for stopping his fun, and he's not the only one. Especially when the danger hits home. Hang on for this creepypasta-style ride of humor, mystery, drama, apples, hellbent grudges, and handsome twin doctors. Did I mention the apples? And the humor? And the fact that half of this is unedited? - [Disclaimer: The creepypastas belong to their original creators, not me. Otherwise that crazy stuff I make them do would be canon.] [Claimer(?): I DO own Phantom, Smirky, this story and the cover illustration. Steal any of them and face our wrath combined.] [Author's Note: A continuation of the Smiley/Smirky oriented extras and specials of my Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios. Think of it as a really long special. If you're one of those readers who wants to jump straight into the action - skip ahead to the first gateway to madness chapter!]

035 has had enough and loses it. And goes on a huge rant on 049.