Balloon was kicked out of the hotel due to unexpected complaints about him. Due to this, Balloon was homeless, cold, and alone. Yet there was a place that he went to for safety, Meeple. In the pouring rain, he took a hot air balloon and arrived at Meeple with nothing but anxiety on his shoulders. Cobs, however, wasn't happy with this idea, but due to pity, he allowed Balloon to stay under his roof if Balloon worked for him.

⚠️WARNING: Violence, blood, gore, general upsetting imagery⚠️ (Non-Humanized) Originally started: December 2018 Originally completed: March 2020 SUMMARY: 4 and X leave the show, leaving one last task. Survive. He brings back the eliminated contestants and tells them if they die, they die forever. Now they're all against each other, and violence seems to be their only option. [A/N: for archival purposes (and high demand??) Ive decided to put this back up. It was written between episodes BFB 12 and BFB 16. It was also written when I was ages 13-15, so understand a lot of the writing sucks bad 🤕 With that said I left it pretty untouched, though I did a little editing for formatting and grammar, and I did change some wording and dialogue if I found it too cringey or generally hard to read. I hope everyone enjoys anyways :•))]

I have a lot of ideas in my brain but no wAy to put 'em on paper so I had a idea why not have other people use my ideas so basically that's what this book is for feel free to use any AU idea i put down on this just make sure to credit me ;) Also have send me a link if you do use them Feel free to comment! Please

**WARNING! STORY CONTAINS THEMES OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, AND GENERAL VIOLENCE** Balloon's finally welcomed into Hotel OJ. After months of convincing and praying, he's finally out of the rain and living with the hotel denizens. As the days pass, he slowly grows to recognize something: OJ's acting off. No one seems to notice it but him. He asks the others about it, but they just brush him aside. So it's up to Balloon to find and fix the problem! How will this story unfold?

i disown this fic lmao i made so many weird and uncomfortable writing choices in it. keeping it up for archival purposes only. Baseball, Lightbulb, and eventually Balloon are captured by Test Tube and forced to partake in experiments that slowly get more and more dangerous. Meanwhile, their friends back at Hotel OJ are desperately trying to find them. (Yes, this is another one of those evil Test Tube experiment fics lol) Trigger warnings: kidnapping , torture , psychological distress , unethical experiments , blood descriptions , electrocution , serious injuries (each chapter will have its own tws these are just the commonly reoccurring ones) Inspired by Inanimate Experiments, Experiment 21 & the song Telescope by Cavetown There will be polybrights mentions during the sections at Hotel OJ (or just outside of the lab in general) jic that bothers anyone. (That's Paintbrush x Lightbulb x Test Tube x Fan btw) (Test Tube and Lightbulb's relationship isn't romantic at all after the prologue though dw) Note: This is the first fanfiction I've ever wrote, so it might be a little rough around the edges. The upload schedule also won't be very consistent since I'm just working on this whenever I feel motivated to. Hope you enjoy!

(A story mostly centered around nickel) (Different ending of the II short "waffling about") Nickel has been balancing being in both bfdi and II for years now, both his personality's being completely different. How will the others at hotel OJ react to the way he acted in bfdi? Well they never needed to because they would never know. Until the day test tube thought it would be a good idea to spilt his personality using radioactive waffles, causing the spilt between his II personality and his Bfdi personality. (Sorta bfb x ii crossover)

(THIS BOOK IS ON HIATUS, AND IS NOT COMPLETE) Dreams. Balloon is the most hated among the objects in hotel OJ, but when someone shady gives him an offer to be accepted, he takes it... but the dreams begin to flood in, and the figures in the room won't leave him alone. Suddenly everyone around him start worrying... was something wrong? But when he begins to notice the consequences of his actions, one of his friends lives are on the line and the real monster breaks loose. (ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ; ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀɴ ꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ: ꜱᴇʟꜰ ʜᴀʀᴍ, ꜱᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏʀᴇ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄꜱ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ.)

Everything was going good, season three of inanimate insanity is going on, OJ came back to the hotel but...something happened....the objects didn't have normal food, the hotel ran out of food a while ago. Microphone went to test tubes lab to look for an emergency stash and found something she thought was edible. The whole hotel ate the little food. Their hunger wasn't satisfied.....They were craving for more....None of the food objects are safe....Not even taco...Not anyone. ((FYI this is my first acual book so don't expect the writing to be good lmao))

"Second place wouldn't be too bad, right" After season 2 starts back up, Lightbulb is approached by a certain someone who proposes a deal. Work with her or settle for second place. A Taco and Lightbulb partnership AU. This is also a human AU. This is not a ship, but if you see it that way, that's cool too. TW for manipulation, depression, swearing, head injury, guns, attempted murder.

Lightbulbs missing Paintbrush and the rest of her friends. When she has a chance to go back and fix things, she takes it. Lightbulb goes and fucks around w/ time again and causes a butterfly effect. There will be ships in this, or at least implied ships. TW for depression, clingyness, swearing, manipulation, god complex, guns, physical fights and arguments, blood, death, and other stuff I'll add if and when it shows up