"Oh my God, I feel it in the air Telephone wires above Are sizzlin' like a snare Honey I'm on fire, I feel it everywhere Nothin' scares me anymore" Jschlatt's quest for extra creamy ranch sauce on a McChicken at 2 AM.

a fic where the dream team proceed to make terrible choices with their lives.

A group of friends dragged into the horrible world of a killing game. Follow our Protagonist Cooper through this horror and gore filled nightmare! Who is the mastermind? Will Charlie make it out of the freezer? Will I really get that much backlash for this? Let's see baby Take this wild ride with me ;) Carson ain't it it so calm down I don't own any of the characters in this story, this is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes Characters: Cooper (Protag.): Ultimate Pro Skater Travis: Ultimate Bad Luck Dave (Techno): Ultimate King Ted: Ultimate Milkman John (Schlatt): Ultimate Entrepreneur Connor: Ultimate Detective Wilbur: Ultimate Musician Charlie (Smile): Ultimate Kazoo Artist Joko: Ultimate Godfather Noah (Hbox): Ultimate Video Analyst Zach (Poke): Ultimate Film Editor Dashell (Altrive): Ultimate Pacifist Josh (Jawsh): Ultimate Drama Queen Mason (_Mason): Ultimate Cat Burglar Imane (Poki): Ultimate ASMR Producer Sara: Ultimate Gamer