"The silver Swan, who living had no Note, when Death approached, unlocked her silent throat. Leaning her breast against the reedy shore, thus sang her first and last, and sang no more: "Farewell, all joys! O Death, come close mine eyes! "More Geese than Swans now live, more Fools than Wise." -Orlando Gibbons Legend...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
In the wonderful world of Disney, the Mad Hatter has become the leader of all. He has decided to send one chosen citizen to the planet Earth for an entire year. The faces on the wheel begin to slowing down, and the needle lands on Belle. Belle is chosen to be the first ever Disney visitor to planet Earth. As she steps...