(Mostly Old) (Mostly TordTom, to be honest, since Tord is mostly the top in these) Heyo everyone. I was bored and have to wait to make another story, so I thought 'you know what? I'm going to make a oneshot book!' So, yeah. I'll post about requests in the first chapter. Ranking: #289 in fanfiction- October 5, 2017 #292 in fanfiction- October 14, 2017

This is something I wrote a long time ago and doesn't really represent me now. You guys can read it but the child abuse might be triggering. Also I don't believe I handled a lot of the subjects in here the right way.

Summers over and everyone's going home with their parents, except Max. (Cover art by tuxedoflask)

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

A/n: I'm sick of people saying which ship is better, so I'm gonna do a fanfic with my ships and another that I hate. You're welcome. Hanahaki is a terrible thing. Especially when you have it. Hamilton and Jefferson have finally gotten over their hate and gotten together. Madison and Laurens pretend to be happy for them, but they know their hopes and dreams have been destroyed. Laurens was sketching a turtle when it happened. Madison was writing. Read about how it happened, and what goes down afterward. Spoiler alert... it doesn't end well.

Sometimes they're cute, sometimes they're shot, sometimes they're smut, and sometimes they're not. But they're always oneshots! Warning- some include cussing/smut, so- beware...