Elena lives a sad, lonely life with her brother-Who, by the way, is eight years older than her- and dog named ruffles. As an orphaned teenager, known only to be a useless part of their world, how does her life randomly change from horrible, to insanely weird, and stressful?

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.