Sahara Martinez is a somewhat unlucky wedding planner. A hopeless romantic, who in fact hasn't had any romance. Actually, the last person who she could remember showing an inkle of interest in her was the old cleaner in the Starbucks bathroom. ...And even that was three years ago. You see why I call her unlucky? However, things start to seem a little positive once she meets Isiah, the brother of her newest client who has a certain charm that catches her attention. But... will things actually get better for her in terms of her love life or will it all crumble down like the horrible cake from the Devalencio's wedding?

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Explains it in the title!! Here's a collaboration between me and my two friends cmaguire and ctoms101 (FAN THEM NOW!) and also my other friends (OFF WATTPAD) about what to DO and NOT TO DO for certain topics. There will be ten original points but, YOU can also give us you're advice to the topics by commenting, then if it is... worthy ;) we will add it to the list!! Try to make them as FUNNY as possible! ENJOY!!! Remember these are for comedy purposes and the rules are not to be taken super duper seriously, please and thank you :) _________ Lord - I wrote this like three years ago and I can now tell some of the content within this could be a tad bit wrong... please excuse younger me - as a repeat from above don't take this seriously, I can tell some people are a bit iffy about certain aspects in the text. PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. I am back from a 2 year hiatus and am planning on editing / completing the rest of my works. This book will be edited as there are some things I, MYSELF, do not agree with... so yeah! enjoy - updates will be coming shortly :)

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

a collection of rants from real girls on their period. © savingjennifer 2014