A collection of quick and simple stories I created in my free time. From Kyle to Cartman to Butters to Pip, and of course Wendy and Stan. This is a reader involved story so please enjoy these cute short stories! Stories- Touretts-Thomas Future Telling Device-Eric Cartman The Park-Butters Stotch You're So Cool-Craig Tucker May I?-Pip Purrip How Are You?-Craig Tucker The Coffee Shop-Tweek Tweak We Were Best Friends-Kyle Broflovski BONUS- Winning You Back-Stan and Wendy

You and Craig Tucker got paired for an assignment. Not so great though Is the fact you both despise each other. Forced to hang out and work together you guys realize you both aren't as bad as you think. Then a simple halloween party changes everything.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to escape from this town. All the trouble and hard time it has given me only makes my desires stronger. But I dont want to be alone. I want to start my new journey with someone I love. The only person I love. - "Every night that my head touches the cold pillow, everything that my mind can think of is mysterion. I have had couple of dreams where I am in msyterions strong arms. He is carryng me far away from this terrible town that I have been trapped in for years. We are both running away from the shit the town has, from our problems with the world, and from every future atempt of life tryng to fuck us up. And I couldnt have dreamed of a better future. I barerly know mysterion, but just thinking of him just makes my stomach tingle with joy. Of course he is a hero, is his job. But I feel like he is my hero, my guardian angel" ※~※~※~※~※Scarlett※~※~※~※~※

You're watching your favorite show ever, South Park. You have always dreamed of being in that show, you saw a packet of wishing dust you open it and blow some and wish "I wish I was a 4th grader in my favorite show, South Park" you wake up the next morning and in disbelief....your wish came true.....you are a 4th grader in South Park

You have been growing up in South Park forever, you're now in South Park High School and you want to get in Stan, Kenny, Catman, And Kyles Clic, you are tired of hanging with Wendy, Bebe, and all the other girls. Wendy helps you and something even better begins to unfold. Then the big night is here and something even bigger happens.

This is the second part to my first Kenny x Reader, so you may want to read that first. This story was requested by @The_Lonley_Nerd, so send a thank you to them. In this story, (Y/N) has to face some competition with a new girl in town. Meanwhile, Kenny is trapped in heaven once again to fight hell. All for an old memory to strike back one more time. I hope you enjoy :)

You hope to help Kenny and give him a better life. Coming up with a fantastic and amazing plan, you discussed it with your rich parents. Having them agree, you set out to work with their support. However, trouble heads your way as Kenny starts to think you don't care about him anymore and begins to move on. What will you do after he finds a girlfriend and blocks you out?

(TRIGGER WARNING: suicide attempts, self-harm, suicidal thoughts/intentions) One day, Kenny's depression gets really bad and he wants to die.

I'm wanting to do this, manly because Mysterion is actually my favorite superhero! Not Superman, not Batman, not Spider-Man, Mysterion! Weird? I THINK NOT!!!!!!

Kenny (me): *muffled* hi everyone, this is going to be about me and you (; and its a lemon! *gets shot* Stan: oh my god they've killed Kenny!! Kyle: you bastards!!