❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.

Misunderstood and overmedicated, twelve-year-old Lilith Bloom finds the prospect of a grand family reunion decidedly dull... That is, until she discovers that the rose garden surrounding her grandfather's Berlin mansion is, well, completely and utterly carnivorous. Armed with Panther, her talking pet whippet, and the help of the mute boy next door, Lilith must unravel the secrets behind the mysterious estate, all while her family remains gloriously unaware that they are about to be devoured.

here is maë. girl. mortal. philosopher. harbinger of death. here is armie. boy. god. lover. armageddon. and here is the end of the world.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

When kids are young and full of innocent wonder, they're asked the question that will haunt them far into their adult lives: what do you want to be when you're older? Kyleigh Frost's answer to this very question was that she wanted to be thin. Ever since she could remember, all she wanted to do with her life is to be the skinniest girl out of everyone she met on the streets. If she couldn't be the brightest kid in her school or win the next cycle of America's Next Top Model, she might as well be the thinnest one there. After all, to be fat is the biggest sin one could ever commit in today's society.

Being friends with Dan from Bastille seems like a normal thing to Mia. She soon learns its not easy. With Dan and the guys touring all the time, to Mia traveling for work, she hardly ever gets to see her childhood best friend. As time goes, Mia starts to develop feelings for her Dan. Will she be able to confess her feelings or will Dan be off touring again?

"Goodbyes hurt when the story is not finished and the book has been closed." #74 under Bastille

❝You have to be mad to be a scientist. If you think for a second I'm wrong, then you're the one who's mad.❞ When a hopeless romantic and an indecisive human being meet upon the tracks. Dan Smith/OC Title credit - "Overjoyed" by Bastille •Cover Made by Me• copyright © bastiIIle 2014

When two losers talk on the Internet DYLE AU