"You're a what?" Devin's full lips frowned as she eyed the man that only stood 3 feet away from her. "A sex therapist. Now please fix your expression, Miss Rodriguez." His creamy baritone responded agitatedly as she shook her head from side to side. "I need therapy, sir. Not any fucking dick." She growled, attempting to make a full exit out of the office, but not before she felt his large strong hands cup her small tiny wrists. He spun her around gracefully, his head dropping down to the space between their heads as his husky Burberry cologne overtook her nostrils. "Je ne suis pas d'accord belle dame," He muttered that beautiful second language against her skin, the language of love, as he smirked. She almost practically collapsed in his arms at the sound of it and he knew that he had her. "Maybe some fucking dick is exactly what you need." ©Copyright KeKe Biddle 2014 All Rights Reserved.

DO NOT COPY MY BOOK! You will need to FOLLOW ME in order to read some chapters. **CAUTION** This story contains *Sexual Scenes *Foul language *Violence *Abusive Conduct *Read at your own risk(you were warned!) Faith Michaels is just a normal 17 year old teenager with the perfect life, that was until the worlds most wanted criminal Justin Bieber kidnaps her. Will Faith escape? Or will she fall for him? NOTE! Michaels is said as Mitchells, but I didn't like how that looked. Add me on Snapchat: @unicornbiebswag Thank You! Enjoy! And VOTE!

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