*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

[Aight so I've read 89574934935 phanfics since Christmas so I'm gonna give this a go] Fairies are good sprites. Faeries are evil sprites. When Dan meets Phil, a raven-haired boy claiming he's hopelessly lost in the woods, he can't tell if Phil is really human. Dan's seen every neck of this wood, and along with the trees come sprites - some good, some evil. Some sprites just like playing tricks on humans, some like to play with them, but others, specifically the faeries, try to make humans fall in love with them. Once they've got someone under their spell, they'll leave them with a broken heart - and some broken bones. So, Dan is hesitant to fall in love with the mysterious blue-eyed boy he finds in the wood. But when he does, his love is faced with the ultimate task: would he risk his own life to save Dan's?

{ She may be the one for you, but your not the one for her}

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Seventh year Hufflepuff, Phil Lester has always been a kind, and caring student at Hogwarts. Phil's job is to be the best and help anyone who needs his help. When Phil returns to Hogwarts for his seventh year of wizardry, a new student arrives from Azkaban. A sixth year Slytherin named Dan Howell. Phil immediately takes interest in the mysterious new student, and soon learns a lot more about the sexy stranger's past, present, and future.

A High School AU ----- Dan is the new kid at a new school, and all he really wants to do is lay low and hang back in the shadows, and he just happens to make friends with a certain popular, black-haired, blue-eyed boy. As their friendship grows, so does Dan's love for Phil, and vice versa. How will the two react to a homophobic ex-best friend, a fucking disaster, and Dan's crazy ex who wants him back? ALSO, THE COVER IS NOT MINE. ALL CREDIT GOES TO "DANS-NUGGET". THE ONLY PARTS THAT ARE MINE ON THERE IS THE TEXT. --- I wrote this shit when I was 12 please stop reading it yall are nasty asf

"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.

"I'm not either," Phil replied, looking to Dan with a sly smile. "You still giving out $5 blowjobs?" Well, Dan guessed, he probably did go to his school. Dan rolled his eyes, "that was a rumor two years ago." Phil laughed, "so I brought $5 for nothing?"

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, shows up to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. But, religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. [warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

Phil hates working at his uncles bakery and makes Dan special cookies to pass time. CGL!DDLB! PASTEL!DAN DADDY!PHIL LITTLE!DAN