Shrek X Yoda: A Smut

I'm sorry.

dont waste your time reading this (my diary)

this is my fucking diary nsfw nsfc this is gonna be boring to you if you arent me so i wouldnt really bother reading it. it is also not grammatically correct which does drive me insane but im too lazy to change it also unless you wanna get real fucking personal real quick i wouldnt read this because i do talk about se...