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The Birch house has always been a low-level disaster-a hormone-charged circus of teen drama, awkward puberty, and wildly inappropriate family dynamics. But everything goes full-on feral when Judd Birch-Nick's brooding, poetry-writing, human thundercloud of a brother-walks in with a girlfriend.
Not just any girlfriend. Kennedy Righland: the dangerously magnetic, whip-smart daughter of the mayor, with a wolfish grin, a devil-may-care attitude, and the vibe of a girl who could ruin your life and make you thank her.
What follows is a chaotic spiral of teenage tension, bisexual panic, and hormonal monsters losing their damn minds. Jessie's jealous, Jay's horny, Missy's having a Shakespearean meltdown, and Nick? He's watching his house be emotionally hijacked by the hottest power couple since Hades and Persephone.
And Judd? He's smiling. He's stealing cookies. He's whipped.
This isn't just a sleepover gone sideways. It's the night the Birch house got claimed by a new kind of chaos. The kind that wears lip gloss and low-rise jeans and calls the darkness home.
Tags:
Big Mouth fanfiction, hormone monsters, original character, slowburn disaster bisexuality, enemies to "I-want-to-be-her", goth boyfriend energy, feral girlfriend supremacy, chaotic sapphic undertones, Judd Birch with feelings (???), Kennedy Righland owns your soul