Harry finds a number written on a potions table offering nudes. a.n// i wrote this a while ago, it's cringy af, it's basically a crack fic

Some steamy, fluffy, smutty, cute Drarry and Snarry one shots here!!

Draco Malfoy is the head potion brewer for the Ministry's onsite supply. Every day at three he goes to the nearest break room which coincidentally happens to be the auror break room, where he always seems run into Harry Potter, who might also be waiting just for him. It's most certainly not the highlight of his day and he certainly doesn't hold anything other than friendly feelings towards Potter. It's just tea. Nothing more than tea at three.

Harry and Draco are both starting as Hogwarts professors at the same time. Their students quickly start to get a slightly different impression about their relationship than Harry and Draco have.

Draco lost his home and the only society he knew after the war. He ended up living in the muggle world, making new friends and new connections and maybe some sort of peace. Even if that peace was usually found at the bottom of a bottle. It was enough for him. He was content to just exist. Then Harry Potter decided to ruin everything.

As Harry turns 15, he comes into a strange new inheritance. A scaly, dark, and very large inheritance. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well if nobody knows about said great power... Then no great responsibility either, right? Harry quite easily manages to keep his secret from his Gryffindor friends, but he hadn't realized he had more people to worry about. Harry Potter X Draco Malfoy TRIGGER WARNINGS: mentions of trauma/ptsd, substance abuse, addiction DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the places, themes, spells, ideas, characters, or other parts of this story found in Harry Potter. They all belong to the creator of the Harry Potter series, JK Rowling.

Neko!Draco. Drarry. Draco's just found out- by looking in the mirror- that he's part cat. His grandfather was bitten by a cat with a magical version of rabies, and the infused gene skipped a generation. Ever since he's had the ears and tail, he's found that girls- and boys- are looking at him more often. Specifically one Harry Potter. (This description is awful, I know.)

"It is better to love wisely, no doubt: but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all." Draco Malfoy, science teacher at Hogwarts Academy, has never been a fool, especially for something as trivial as love. One day, he meets an incredibly attractive and already married man named Harry Potter, who is determined to spark a friendship with him. Draco soon finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew about love as he realizes that Harry is everything he ever wanted in life. How on Earth was Draco going to get out of this without finding himself heart-broken? [Teacher/muggle au, Draco/Harry.]

Unknown: OHMYGOD NO PANSY STOP! Harry: I think you've got the wrong number. >.< When someone texts Harry, he gets curious. And so he replies. Starting daily conversations with someone he doesn't know. They talk about everything and anything. And, slowly, but surely, Harry finds he's falling for someone he hasn't even met. What's going to happen? All rights for the characters and the Harry Potter universe go to J.K Rowling, however the story is mine. TW!!!!!!!!!! Don't read if it'll trigger you!!