The Giant war is over and Percy Jackson is spent. Finally there's a chance he can be with Annabeth for a while and he eagerly awaits the summer they have planned together. But when Hecate shows up and sends Percy on a new quest, it could be the by far stupidest thing he has ever done. He must be the new teacher at Hogwarts. Harry Potter has been attacked by the Ministry and Dementors. If that wasn't enough he now has a new teacher. But he is like, a 17 year-old kid. Who looks a lot like him. It's Harry's 5th year and he is now a nutter to the wizarding world. So when he sees the kid show up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, he starts thinking he might actually be mental. The new kid turns out to be a teacher. The teacher of DADA. But Umbridge is still there- as the High Inquisitor. It seems she watches the new teacher-Professor Jackson- a lot more than the others. Something is off about him. And the Golden Trio always tries to find out what.

in which a wheelchair bound fourteen year old meets an anxiety induced sixteen year old. <> "Sup?" Melody said on the other line. "Hey, uh." He paused. "Do you know how to make a lasagna?" <> kind of on a hiatus, i've stopped rewriting to focus on a bigger project <> odd chapter numbers and bold quotations are Marcus, even chapter numbers and regular quotations are Melody. highest rating; 44 in short story <> notice; uh, the beginning chapters of this story were written a long while ago so the quality isn't as good in the beginning than in the later chapters. it's really not that good in general and there's no driving plot i would give it the better qualities it deserves but i'm preoccupied atm.