Alexander Lightwood is heartbroken. He feels betrayed, confused, and a little angry. Magnus Bane had left him behind without hearing a word of reason, he broke Alec's heart, and Alec doesn't know what to do. So in order to try and move on, Alec builds a wall. No emotions, no connections, no emotional pain. Physical pain though? Well, that's a different story. This new Alec, the Alec that doesn't even allow a soft spot for his little sister, has only one goal in mind: To be the best. **ALL RIGHTS TO CASSANDRA CLARE FOR HER AMAZING CHARACTERS. I OWN NONE OF THEM EXCEPT FOR MY VERY FEW OCs** ***THE COVER IMAGE WAS FOUND ON GOOGLE BUT I EDITED IT AND MADE IT A COVER YO SO YEAH***

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

A dark mysterious vampire fantasy novel * Everyone has heard of the tale of the Beauty and Beast. About a father who picks up a Rose for his daughter. About a daughter who sacrifices herself for her father. And a tormented Prince cursed by a fairy. What if Vampires weren't as sparkly as some people said them to be? What if there was more to the story than just Beauty and the Beast? Say hello to a beauty and The Beast retelling. This is Beauty and The Vampire: It All Started with a Rose. #1 Retteling #1 What's Hot #Featured

Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.

you are a human-(skeleton) moster hybrid living on the surface (after the true pacifist ending) after escaping from an abusive orphanage and living on the streets for around a year, you run into two skeletons...

[based on season one of The Flash] || book one of three || At the time Central City's own Barry Allen discovers he has the ability to run faster than the speed of sound, a woman from his past, Parker Sylas, returns to her hometown. Scoring jobs at both the CCPD and S.T.A.R. Labs, the two were destined to cross paths again, this time, in a way unlike ever before. started: october 8th 2014 ended: september 13th 2015