Rosie Walker is starting at her new school, terrified of what it will be like. But in a class with some very, very interesting individuals, what could go wrong? -This is pure randomness guys haha :) but hope you enjoy :) - (This fanfic contains Sherlock, DW, Merlin, Avengers, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices, Star Trek, and some others XD) ~x~

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Death is ready to visit a new world! Based on the published novel and Wattpad sensation, Death is My BFF is now a webcomic! Experience the story like never before now only on WEBTOON! This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ****** (2014 WATTY AWARD WINNER!) The legendary Angel of Death has spared Faith Williams' divine soul. However, this merciful act comes at a price. When she turns eighteen, her soul and everything that she is, will belong to him. The problem? Faith's not going to hell without a fight. Death isn't the only creature that has taken notice in her uniqueness. Demons, monsters, one vengeful demi-god, and a notorious playboy are all wrecking havoc on her life. Torn between two worlds, Faith must decide once and for all whom she can trust, and whom she can allow herself to love, before all of hell breaks loose. Even if it means striking another deal with Death. * * * FAQ: HELLO, YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON! :) You CAN read this story without reading the Original Death series. DEATH IS MY BFF REWRITTEN is a total rewrite of the first draft of "Death is My BFF", which I wrote when I was 14. The ORIGINAL series is on my profile, but it does not line up with this book. Again, the book you are currently on is "Death is My BFF Rewritten," which is part of the Rewritten Death Chronicles, and this book does not line up with the original Death series. Again, the Rewritten Death Chronicles will share similarities to the original series, but should be considered a SEPARATE from the series I wrote when I was 14! Please enjoy!!!!! Xoxo, Katarina E. Tonks * * * JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR THE DEATH SERIES!!! (Thank me later!!! LOL.) https://www.facebook.com/groups/308207282529485/

skinny love : (n.) when two people love each other, but are too shy to admit it, even though they still show it. Paristella's Contest ~ Round 2 [ Short Story #54 / Romance #240 ]

*As featured on the official Sherlock reading list* The daughter of a wealthy Australian diplomat, Celestia Firethorne has fled to London to avoid her family's high expectations and a client turned stalker. When she comes across the long empty 221c on Baker Street, she has no choice but to turn to the notorious Sherlock Holmes. With a new villain on the loose, anything could happen. Riddles, ciphers, murders... This culprit will stop at nothing to make his point clear.

What you think is true, is definitely, most certainly not true. It could be half true; your mind could even be playing tricks on you. It might not be the truth at all. For all you know. Enter Francesca Dela-Cruz Arlington. She's a high stakes poker player in the game of life. Miss Arlington gambles her dignity and secrets for truth and answers. Difficult, yes-but never has she lost. Not yet. And who knows who her next victim will be? Life is her high-stakes poker game and you are her poker table. And no one knows truth better than her. Except for Holmes, perhaps. When one goes to the other in a final act of desperation to face a new adversary from the past, panic insues and ruination is inevitable. This is the last key to all her answers and the last obstacle to surpass, the biggest one of them all. Deadly illusionist and criminal mastermind, Le Fantàsticque or better known as the Phantom. But don't worry-all games are meant to end sometime... Even if the game is life.

'Moriarty is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. He is the organiser of half that is evil and nearly all that is undetected in this great city.' ~Sherlock Holmes, The Final Problem Shipped off to an expensive resort in Switzerland, Sherlock, John, Millie and Emily begin investigating a series of disappearances. It's all going well; Sherlock's showing off, and John gets a holiday- when suddenly, the re-appearance of an old friend threatens to undo it all. In a spiral of misfortune, the foursome are exposed to the true extent of Moriarty's control: Emily finds herself trapped in a world of power, sex and Irish whispers, Millie is pushed over the edge, and John's loyalty is put to the ultimate test. And with Moran back for revenge, corruption is everything: no-one will be spared. The question is, just how far is Sherlock willing to go to win the game?

"That is not danger," said he. "It is inevitable destruction. You stand in the way not merely of an individual, but of a mighty organisation, the full extent of which you, with all your cleverness, have been unable to realise. You must stand clear, Mr. Holmes, or be trodden underfoot." ~James Moriarty, The Final Problem.

"My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know." ~Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle. Sherlock Holmes is a man of impenetrable coolness; logic rules over empathy, and reason underpins all actions. Millie Shon, a budding detective, is a woman who wants nothing more than to excel in analysis and reach the pinnacle of her career. In a whirlwind of deductions, competition and an array of unprecedented emotions, the incorrigible Mr Holmes begins to question the very sagacity he built his life around. Il n'y a pas de fumée sans feu. {The sequel to GGMA is now up: Side of The Angels}

How to survive the zombie apocalypse, and other amusing stories I've written in creative writing.