What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

Craig and Tweek are getting married. Everything is gonna go perfectly until Craig realized one huge problem. He hasn't told his family about Tweek ever since they started dating. Craig has been closeted since 7th grade. Craig doesn't know how to come out to his family.

Craig was a vampire. He didn't care about who's blood he got. Tweek was always a paranoid person. He was always scared of everything. What happens when these two from different worlds meet? (Both are 17 in this!!) [Editing]

I'm lonely and thanks to the heavens I'm not anymore