Dan and Phil are back at it again with the disgusting kinks. What will be their next item? First trees and now doors?

I wasn't surprised that Phil got another stupid house plant, but to my knowledge I had no idea that it was Lemon tree seeds! Like where are we gonna put a big ass lemon tree? We can't put it outside the neighbours would disapprove of that. Phil better have a fucking good idea on where to put it. - Hiya I'm Blake and this is MYYY Lemon Fic, I'm not trying to copy anyone else's okey! Enjoy I guess?

dan and pil have fun witha cup cowritten w @ainsleyashley

This may contain Adult content . You have been warned. If you want to see a part 2 then soz, too lazy

For those who haven't read this interesting Phan story!!!

WARNING SMUT ALSO ONCE YOU JOIN THE PHANDOM YOU CANT ESCAPE JOIN AT OWN RISK I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATH BY FEELS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

read and figure out ((;