I NEED A BABYSITTER!!! CONTACT ME @ 1-800-daddy for more information. "Hello?" "It's me." "I heard you need a babysitter and I was wondering if I could get more information on the job." "Sure love, how about we meet over a cup of tea?" "That would be great." "Great. How about today at 4:30, I'll pick you up in front of the station on 88th street." "Okay." The day I decide to pull my life together was the day the devil decided to fuck up my life up in more ways than one. WARNING: kinky Louis. imagine under all those cute smiles is a very kinky ass man. slow updates.

Warped Tour can be fun, especially when you're touring with the one and only Ronnie Radke. Not to mention when you have a reputation like Avery's. Can Ronnie save her from her nomadic ways?

"Um, Mr. Radk-" "No, don't call me that." "Well then what do you prefer?" "Call me daddy."

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

"So your beta is the one fucking mine?" "I guess you could put it that way." "Well stop it." "Can you get off of me first?" "Right." In which Aurora Collins finds out Derek Hale lives in the town next to her. "You know, all this is, is just a game of Alpha vs. Alpha. And no one is winning." ____________________ Written by; BellamysBottom & Obrienaf

Phil doesn't have a best friend in his life. That is, until Dan turns up at his school. They become close and Phil finds out that Dan has a twin brother, but hates to talk about him. It's not until Phil comes over to Dan's house that he finds out why.

Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)

❝i'm blind,❞ luke muttered. ❝nice to meet you, blind. im michael.❞ © 2014 michaelsvans {#1 fanfiction - 9/28/14} {#8 teen fiction - 9/18/14} cover by @michaelclifford