Hermione can sing? Ron's allergic to bananas? Harry's a jerk? Snape's got swag? All of this is revealed and more when Hogwarts gets connected! The Golden Trio, plus many more, join a chat room! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I OWN ONLY THE CONVERSATIONS, NOT THE CHARACTERS, THOSE BELONG TO J.K. ROWLING.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

A Paranormal Thriller Psychology professor Denton Reed has been pulled out of the classroom to find a killer. Bodies are turning up all over the quiet town of Bexhill. They are found dismembered and burned beyond recognition in a snow covered farmer's field, by the abandoned mill, and under the train bridge. The only clue linking the victims is the bizarre figure-eight patterns left behind in their homes. Denton must use his unique profiling techniques to uncover the murderer, who the police have dubbed Mr. 8. As he begins to unravel the mystery, a strange pattern begins to emerge. Before their deaths, each victim was seized by dark obsessions and inexplicable changes in behavior. Whatever strange forces are affecting the people of Bexhill, they may actually be more dangerous than any killer. As a wave of insanity sweeps the town, Denton will put his life on the line to get to the source of the madness and risk all to protect the woman he loves. But is it already too late? [Rated PG-13 For scenes of violence and strong language] *Cover art by Donald Cronkhite. Best RankingMay 12, 2014 - #1 Mystery/Thriller, #2 Horror

What if the Hogwarts students had internet? Would everyone else find out that: 1. Voldemort and Dumbledore have dance-offs? 2. Snape sings 'I Will Always Love You' about Lily? 3. Ginny is going out with Cedric? 4. Harry is cheating on Cho with Hermione? 5. The teachers spy on their chatroom convos? 6. And much, much more!

Adam Lambert is about to get married to his love Sauli Koskinen, but his best friend Alexis secretly loves him. She is happy for Adam but wants him so bad. Will she be able to steal his heart before the big day?

What would happen if the HP characters could talk to each other in a chat room?? Find out in this story ;)

Jace Jackson is a quiet and shy 16 year old boy with only one friend, the lovely Ella. He is a closet gay mainly because he doesn't want the bullying he goes through to get any worse than it already is. Meeting the schools 'bad boy' Aiden makes his life very eventful. Aiden Miller. He's cocky, loud and very troublesome. He has a new girl every other day and doesn't care to stop breaking hearts. His best friends Jacob and Mason always try to keep him out of trouble, nothing usually works, then he met Jace and things got a lot more serious than intended. *This book was written when I was around 15/16 I think. There are lots of things I would've done different and if there's any views that offend etc, I was young and naive and had no idea what I was talking about. The fact it's got so many reads is crazy to me as it was just something I enjoyed. Some of the rude comments on it I understand but as I said I was very young and it does make me cringe to read it back now but please read and enjoy!*

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P