GhostParser
[The Boys + chaotic neutral + comedy + cheat ability + invincible but not brainless + slightly vulgar]
After transmigrating into the world of The Boys, Damien Lee spends three miserable years barely holding it together.
In his first year, he draws a Superpower so useless in a fight that it only helps him survive through the worst kind of "side jobs."
In his second year, he draws Dog Language. The only thing he gets out of it is Bibira, a Beagle who smokes hookah, drinks alcohol, talks trash all day, and somehow has an even worse mouth than he does.
As the hidden eighth member of The Seven, Damien stays close to Homelander, but without any real combat power, he has always kept his head down and played it safe.
Then, in his third year, the system finally decides to stop screwing him over.
[Ding! Congratulations, host. You have acquired the Superpower: Hydro Form.]
Damien can turn his body into water, control external water sources, ignore most physical attacks, and even drain the moisture from other people's bodies.
When Vought secretly tries to have him killed, bullets pass straight through him. One second later, the assassin is nothing but a dried-out corpse, and the entire company finally realizes something is wrong.
Homelander makes it very clear: "Touch Damien, and you die."
Damien exhales a ring of smoke while Bibira barks furiously beside him.
"Now you get why it pays to have the right person on your side?"