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{Series Description} About a year ago was the start of a paranormal discovery. Riots have been going on about whats going to happen to the citizen of small town Northdell. But nobody knows who or what these are...except one thirteen year old boy (PG-13:Strong language)

Like any other yielding day of high school, the boisterous Cronos Bardo found himself being defeated by the dullness of school and life in general. There was no excitement to his existence that called for a sense of captivating action. Until he leisurely walked home one wintery night and fell asleep on his bed, in his apocryphal dream that sent him to a transcended sable space. His vision was very blurred, all Cronos could see was a wrathful luminous golden humanoid attacking him and plummeting him to the ground leaving Cronos in a paralyzed state of fear. Behind this golden humanoid was a blurred vision man with a long black beard who seemed to be spectating the situation. He approached Cronos who was frozen with fright sitting on the ground. The blurry image of the man spoke with a very charismatic and deep voice "You and your five friends are needed in the world of Arion" after hearing those words, Cronos had awaken from the elusive dream, with sweat rolling down his face only to find an odd bracelet permanently wrapped around his right wrist along with a sense of supernatural energy coursing through his body strengthening him.