selfless_solipsist
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[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF THE FIC. THE UPDATED AND FULL ONE IS ON AO3]
In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.
INFO: The cover is mine, however the fonts I used were created by: ~ Chloe ~ (Ford) and Eregyrn Falls (Bill) - you can find them on tumblr.
[I POSTED THIS STORY ON AO3 FIRST, SO THE UPDATES APPEAR THERE FASTER; I FORGET ABOUT WATTPAD SOMETIMES!!!]