All from ao3 / I didn't write any of these btw Phil tops

(Not responsible for any sanity loss after reading)

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

Dan is a wealthy gang owner seeking out the perfect partner to work along side him. You, a grieving widow, seek out an opportunity to survive and make money without your husband. Will you and Dan come to an agreement and strike a deal?

There's a fine line between love and hate. Will you cross it with your high school bully? This is a tester story! I will only upload randomly! It will not interfere with my story schedule, however it may replace my Chris' Sister story when I finish it! I fell in love with a high school AU story and wanted to try it out for myself! So Enjoy! Beware, there will be vulgar language! Sorry! I also apologize for the cover. It's too funny though.

Dank memes and sexual themes

Dan and Phil live in a world where if you touch someone, you glow the color of your relationship. Green means friendship, red means enemies, and pink means love. Phil Lester is the terrifying bad boy who beats up Dan Howell for fun. Dan Howell is the cold, depressed loner who has no friends. What happens when they both glow pink?

Whilst filming a new episode of Sims 4, Phil accidentally downloads a faulty expansion pack that flips Dan and his' world upside down.

Dan finds a mysterious egg and

You're just a nerdy teenage girl running from your family, hoping you can make it in the real world. Well the internet is real. The people behind the screens that you look up too are all real and they're closer to you than you think...