Life is a silly thing, isn't it? Sometimes it feels funky and it wants to screw with you. Sometimes it decides to give you a break and you actually get to enjoy life. Life was feeling funky today. How else would you describe it? A mysterious portal suddenly pops up out of nowhere and 9 full grown ass men appear in your apartment? It doesn't help that they all appear to be video game characters whom you've hyper fixated over on and crushed on for the past 15 years now. How exactly are you supposed to explain that they aren't real? How will they take it? More importantly how can you afford to take care of them? Somehow you need to get them back home, before you're evicted out of your apartment, and before you go insane. ~°.✧෴💗෴✧.°~ (Due to mental health this might be sporadically(?) updated or discontinued, we'll see what the depression has in store.) Before we get started, the story has been proof read by the wonderful and amazing @sn1pertf2 (Mick)! In my opinion he made the story super epic, show them some love. Comments are very appreciated. The story will be very self indulgent for me because it's my mental illness and I get to choose the coping mechanism. It's a mature story for adults, but no actual sex will be present. Reader will use she/them pronouns because not every story will cater to everyone and that is fine. Spy is my favorite therefore we get Spy love. A very positive relationship with the mercenaries because yes. Best ranking: ------------------- #1 in tf2pyro #8 in tf2spy (my beloved) #5 in teamfortress2 HOW THE FUCKFMGDAKDGA And the voice actor for Sniper actually liked my tweet where I was advertising this story, so you're legally obligated to at least read it.

~°.✧෴۝෴✧.°~ You and a few of your fellow mercenaries travel to a cozy little pub to carry out a simple contract. The events of the night leaves a certain mercenary questioning everything he thought he knew about himself. Who knew a simple assassination could lead to world shattering questions? ~°.✧෴۝෴✧.°~ (⚠️TW: strong language, alcohol, mentions of date rape drugs (nothing happens) transphobic comments (his nose gets broked :) ) (Any likeness or similarities to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. I made the story up as I went along, purely fueled by yummy chocolate coffee milk and spite.) (Proofread by nen-kaii on the hit website tumblr.com) (💛Criticism and comments are more than appreciated. Make sure to share with a friend if you enjoyed!💛) (The art is mine, I felt a little silly babe.) (Rated T for TYRANNOSAURUS DINOSAURUS)