Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

[There's a revamped version of this story up on my account. If you like the story, feel free to read that.] Having lost her parents to an unfortunate accident, which led her to live with a bastard of an uncle, Maria takes her own life out of despair. However, God pitied her and chose to reincarnate her. Parts of her memories were locked away without her knowledge in order to protect her frail mind. She awakens as a young princess of a small kingdom, that is under threat of invasion from the demonkind. Vowing to protect both her kingdom and her newfound family, Maria decides to take on the mantle of a knight with her own hands. In doing so, she is determined to cope with the dangers and mysteries of this new and strange world, while meeting new people who will forever change the course of her destiny. Yet, was pity truly the sole reason for her reincarnation? A cove of darkness amidst light, not everything is as it seems. * * * Graphic Cover By: @Creaking_Shadow Discord: https://discord.gg/vwKhVUR * * * *I will also be posting this to RoyalRoadl.com with the username samspd71.

Blamed and accused of every miss deed, from natural disasters to stealing the young love a spoiled daughter of a nobleman. Emmy's life turned upside down when the whole world turned their backs on her. Living her life as the villain in everyone's eyes, she is hated on, despised, and cursed at. However to Emmy, if they want her to be the villain. She'll be play that role. She'll become a villain and live her life without reservations. She'll say what she'll want to say. Do what she wants to do. Eat what she wants to eat. Sleep with whoever she wants to sleep with. She'll live her life freely, the way she wants to live it. If they want to blame her and make her into a villain. Then she'll be it. Just as long as they leave her alone. However should they come knocking on her doors, she'll live up to those villainous rumors and make it reality. **Warning**Extremely mature content

Akari Ayame lived 99 lives. 99 lives as the same person, life events and the same fate. Her death at the hands of her love rival and unrequited love. No matter how many different paths she took, in the end, her death was the same. 99 reincarnations. 99 trials to seek her happy ending. 99 tribulations of sorrow, anger and regret. 99 heartbreaks. 99 deaths. In the end Akari was tired of trying. She thought that the reason why she kept reincarnating was to find her happy ending with the man she loved. But with 99 fails, she was tired of the same fate. This time, her 100th time, she would be the matchmaker for her love rival and unrequited love. She will no longer block their love and try to live her life without sorrow, anger, regrets or heartbreak. With the fickle Gods of Fate, how would Akari know that it would only take 100 tries for her to find her happy ending.

A tale in which a thief with a double life grudgingly becomes a hero. ➳ Liana Mason has a life anyone would envy. Nobody suspects that the once orphaned girl grew up to be the city's notorious vigilante. She has been fine walking on the edge of morality for much of her life, but when an assassin arrives in her city she's forced to play a role she never imagined she'd choose: hero. A Robin Hood retelling. Trigger Warning: This contains themes that may be triggering for some readers (violence, sexual assault, etc). Cover designed by Ray Gardener

This story will be a bit different from what I usually publish so it will be made private only for followers. However it will still be something interesting to read and whether it is related to the rest of my stories, we will see... He. He. He... For access to the story you have to be a follower. Thank you. Note : I do not own the image and I got it from google. Start of writing story 17 July 2018. Finished story 15 Oct 2018.

Rachel, a junior assistant in the cargo bay, wasn't prepared for the spaceship's AI to gain awareness during what should have been a routine update, nor had anyone expected it to take exception to the crew and the crates of illegal cargo aboard. Rachel races against time to try and get life-saving systems back online while stranded in the middle of deep space. Unfortunately for her, the AI can access every system, door, and airlock. As truths emerge, the AI realizes that even computers can make miscalculations, and it focuses on the young woman who had dared to confront it. Rachel is left floundering when the AI decides that she would make an excellent captain, albeit one in need of training. As she struggles to learn her new duties and dodge shady government groups, she must ultimately discover what it truly means to be a Starship Captain. ------- There is no romance in this story. Copyright April 2018. All Rights Reserved. Readers may not copy, alter, translate, or steal this story. Fanfictions are allowed to use my *world* and *AI set-up* as long as credit is given.

Half god and half wolf, I have spent my life training for the moment I will come face to face with my parent's killer. Meeting my mate is something that never crossed my mind when I moved again. But there is a new threat rising, something I never expected that will change everything. When I least expect it, I will lose everything, the ones I love, the people I have grown close to and I will lose myself.......

My name is Ruby. I'm the first born of the stronger royal bloodline. Unlike most of my family, I cannot be killed, I'm stronger than the royal family but I match the strength of my mother Lexi, the protector. I grew up in a family that loves me more than anything and will Protect me at all cost. I have grown up in the manors ground's but now I'm getting to leave the manor and finish my last year in high school before I go to college. My identity has been keep hidden from the vampire world but secrets never stay hidden and I'm been hunted. But destiny likes to add a twist, I find my beloved in the worst circumstances possible, can I bring him back from the darkness before he tries to hurt everyone I love or do I stand against him and help kill the man I was born to love and stop the darkness from completing consuming, only time will tell if our love is strong enough and if not, am I'm strong enough to do everything I can to stop him.....

*Edited version on my profile Violet has been tortured for more than half of her life for being different from other wolves. She was abused physically and mentally when she didn't shift like all other children. On her sixteen birthday she changed from a broken human to a broken ruthless wolf after being rejected by her mate and a horrible incident. With her companion she traveled in and out of territories seeking revenge dodging the destiny she knew she would have after finding it out on her sixteen birthday becoming THE ruthless rogue. Four years later she is now the alpha of one of the most powerful pack and one of the most powerful wolves by her sister's side. Until demon sightings began to increase and the council paired her with her old pack in order to have a chance against this rising threat. Her pass is catching on with her, a past she never even knew she had. She has to deal with her old pack uncovering her secrets she thought she had left behind and the ones she currently carries with her. Now she has to decipher which is the truth and which is not based on her past centuries of life which is all blank to her. Her mysterious connection with the king of demons, attacks against her to break her and her packs trust and a century old council that will do anything to make her unable to fulfill a legend unknown to all. One things for sure. It's going to be hell and Violet Scarlett will be the one sure to bring it. Revenge and torture takes a big part in her vocabulary in this century. (editing done by Amellia11 and Myth_es) copyright@ 2014 RCD P.S. I'm not responsible for any inappropriate actions anyone does after reading this book.