This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!! Scarletshoes
*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*
Just some general informations about Nagas and my own AU
Ariel gets tricked into Andromeda; a city full of 3 million human mutants with 0.05% wolf DNA. They're all off the grid from the 3 other Desolate cities of the Earth. Andromeda is a strict place, governed by Earnest Winter and patrolled by Four Zenith Alphas; w/ 3.9% Alpha DNA. Ariel needs to work out how the hell to...
UNDER CONSTRUCTION . CHAPTERS MAY UPDATE AS YOU READ . AFTER COMPLETION THE BOOK WILL BE MARKED COMPLETE & THIS MESSAGE WILL DISAPPEAR . - Binkya Aaronzé, rising player, had everything any teenage boy could dream of; Money, good grades, and women. But he had a dark side, one that new girl Marae Bella meets by acciden...
"It is not nice to listen in on very important matters." He had called her out from her hiding spot. The minute he had looked at her, she saw his eyes turn from muddy brown to black in a matter of seconds. Though young, Willow was a beauty; a sight to behold. Black raven hair, silk and shiny always laid neatly in a br...
Eva, 23, is traveling to Scotland to do research for a book she is trying to publish. She always felt close to Scotland, even though she's never been there. Once there, she goes to a museum and learns about the ruthless highlander Callum who lived in the 13th century. In the museum, she is warped to another dimension...
Sunny Rae has been a thief since she was 10. After the death of her father she was left with her abusive step mom and ran away only to become a thief just to get food to survive. With no one to speak to her she hasn't really spoken a word in 8 years. When one night she starts looking for a snack and comes across a hug...
Eh, this rude, but, if you comment something rude or something I don't like, you getting "muted" as Wattpad calls it. ir·re·place·a·ble /ˌi(r)rəˈplāsəb(ə)l/ adjective -impossible to replace if lost or damaged. 17 Year old Zaidee Carter had been a good girl all her life. She had the best reputation and had no dirt on h...
"In a room that held the most dangerous men, stood an angel." ~ Daisy was a beautiful, naïve daughter of a proud, wealthy family. Somehow, she agreed to go prison to protect her family's dignity. Only she didn't know that it would be at Bluebird Prison... for Men! Alone and afraid in an unknown place with strange peop...
Emery has always been troubled. After struggling to accept the sudden death of her mother, she was forced to depend on her grieving father for both knowledge and guidance. As she battles through her own conflicting feelings of confusion, her family's known resentments, and their hidden distractions, she must learn how...
He quickly stood up, disbelief written on his face. "Angel, I-" He didn't get to finish because I quickly threw my hands around his torso and hugged him. The side of my head rested just a little under his chest and I could clearly hear his erratic heartbeat. Despite it being so loud and fast, it was calming. So calm...
RANKED #59 IN HUNTER Fear. Fear of the unknown. Fearing the unknown for what it is or isn't is something that a lot of packs do. But sometimes, to eliminate that fear, stories and myths are made up to put the people at ease because they "know" what went on but really they have no idea. One fear that hasn't left anyone...
I guess you can call him the man of my dreams.... or the man of my wet dreams. Aaliyah Jones didn't know what to expect when the man of her dreams became the man of her reality. All she knew was that he wasn't human... and he had a big d*ck.
Valdus Castellanos, the king of werewolves, a ruthless monster, a beast, as known by many, waited for ages for his mate. Years passed, but nothing changed. He could go to any extent to find that one person who will be the sole owner of his heart, the person he'll do anything for. When will the moon goddess finally p...
Being an Alpha of a massive pack without having the ability to communicate verbally has its setbacks. After a tragic accident that happened to him when he was a child, Alpha Jaxton hasn't spoken to anyone. The Alpha can only communicate through mind-links, mainly with his most trusted Beta. One night, at an annual gat...
Completed The Rose Triplets..... Elijah Noah Jericho Their Goddess.... Genevieve Thorn At Sixteen the boys had teased, tormented and pranked her and made her life vividly colourful. At Eighteen she had turned the tables tormenting them with her every move, till she had run from them. At Twenty she returned to finish h...
"She's hot." "Yeah, I know. I'm kinda jealous..." "I'm gonna ask her out." "Are you crazy? You're asking for a death wish." "What's so wrong with me asking her out?" "Everything! You just can't." "Why!?" "Because she belongs to the king." - Mia White was just an ordinary girl that walked the face of earth. She was who...
Elisa is turning eighteen in a week, it will be a crucial moment for her because not only does it mean she will soon shift into her wolf for the first time but that she will also find her mate. This is a prospect she is not entirely thrilled about as she believes most mates are oppressive beings who strip she-wolves o...
Disclaimer... [Highest rating: #7 in Science Fiction] "Please, sir." He stared at her with glittering eyes, his fingers once again steepled. He appeared to take pity on her a second later and rose from his seat. "My office Ms. Sanders." Feeling jittery and angry, she stood. On unsteady legs Christy followed her boss...
Maia Royale's haven is Half-Moon Academy even though she is from an unwelcome pack seeking refuge in enemy territory. She is accepted to study in Moon Territory and loves her new life away from her home town in Cave City. Everything is fine, until her old pack crosses the border and pulls Maia into an order set for ex...
"You are the sacrifice to keep the pack safe, Evelyn Freeman. Your life will keep ours intact for yet another year, and for that you should be honored. We thank you for giving this life up so that we may prosper." - - - "And you, little wolf? You won't try to run from me, will you?" - - - "Sweet, inno...
➶ ➶ ➶ "You're a bad kisser" I said as we pulled away. "And you're a bad liar" he replied as he laughed. ➶ ➶ ➶ She hates him. Why? Because he stole her first ki...
An eighteen year old Raiden who lost his eyesight to a car accident, when comes across a violinist and starts feeling things he has never before. How will he reach her heart, when he can't even see the way? And what about the violin girl? Will she let him enter her heart? With her own silence lingering in the air.
COMPLETED | Francesca grew up in the middle of nowhere, but went on to become a dancer in the world-famous group, The New York Roses. Her husband, Tony, was the most supportive person she had ever met, and it was something she didn't take for granted. After being married for several years, Francesca discovers her husb...
When Isabelle Crew described the gorgeous man to her best friend as "out of this world", she hadn't meant it literally. But after Angelo falls into Isabelle's painfully mundane life, everything is flipped upside down. He inspires a new sense of freedom within her-the sexual kind-which becomes gloriously sinful. Howeve...
