(y / n ) (l / n ) A sweet girl inside and out....unless you manage to get on her bad side. Kenny Mccormick The school's player, cheater, womanizer, sex god, one-night stand, you name it. He had every gullible girl in the palm of his hands. Well, except for this one girl named (y/n). To make it worse, she is his next target. Unfortunately for him, she hates his guts. Read about two ememies that slowly bond together. Is there love? Jealousy? Is it cheesy? Yes, but what's the fun in that if everything was realistic? Disclaimer : I don't own South Park or any SP affiliated characters, just the plot. PG-13 Swearing; Violence; Sensitive topics;Suggested themes; Sexual jokes; Badly placed puns; Triggers; It's a South Park fanfic for crying out loud, what any less do you expect!? Enjoy!

A bunch of South Park, character X character oneshots~!

The pervert and the beautiful girl whaaaaaaaatttttttttttt? Y/n just moved from Seattle because her dad was an alcoholic just to find out what love really means

You hope to help Kenny and give him a better life. Coming up with a fantastic and amazing plan, you discussed it with your rich parents. Having them agree, you set out to work with their support. However, trouble heads your way as Kenny starts to think you don't care about him anymore and begins to move on. What will you do after he finds a girlfriend and blocks you out?

You move into the small town of South Park when your dad gets a job there. You meet 4 boys and you befriend them quickly. One of them, however, caught your eye, a certain blonde, blue eyed pervert. • • • • The story is really messed up but if you like messed up stories, Im sure you'll love this one ;)

Tord has been plagued by the suicide of a loved one for almost a year. Barely taking care of himself and spending his days quietly sitting in his room. When Edd tries to reconnect with Tord, he offers that Tord comes back. Tord accepts despite the black figure and persistent voices telling him not to and returns to living with Edd, Matt, and Tom. Tord tries his best to pretend that he's fine but Tom senses that something is wrong and finds out a lot more than he bargained for.

(Cover art credit: ???) 💥Discontinued💥 Tom has just come to a new school. He is unsure of how things work here, and how the people will treat him. Then he meets a certain horn-haired Norwegian, a brunette cola addict, and a ginger narcissist. How will their story go? Will any feelings develop? You'll have to read it to find out.

When Tord was confronted about him going soft about his old "friends" he's sent to go collect some things from them. Once he spends time with them he starts to get a bit...regretful..of his mission. When Tord meets Tom's "loving boyfriend" some shit goes down...a little too far... Tom becomes isolated and when Tord tries to help he realizes maybe some feelings were there that weren't there before. (TomTord...cause I can...fite me m8 XD) (Yes I drew the picture...I drew it before I even starting writing this so the height difference is wrong but still!)

"Why did you even want to rule the world in the first place?" Tord had to pause in contemplation. He never thought about this before. He wanted things, he wanted to be powerful.. He wanted to fill the void in his soul. This story is from 2017 I'm not into this anymore & idk how it's still getting reads but hi-

Includes some fluff, and mature language. (Y'know, they like to use foul language XD) Tord and Tom aren't mine they belong to Eddsworld.