"Who do you think you are - some sort of modern day Socrates?" "Don't you know who I think I am, Brendon?" Ryan Ross has always wanted to study philosophy. Everyone he knows thinks that he'll never get a job, but that won't stop Ryan from dreaming. When he goes to college, he enrolls at Kale University - America's third best philosophy program - and meets classmates such as Patrick Stump, a softhearted fellow freshman who has yet to discover that being a veterinarian is not about petting bunnies all day, and Gerard Way, the art-obsessed head of Kale's one and only Greek Friendship Society. Best of all, Ryan meets the flamboyant lounge singer by the name of Brendon Urie when he gets a job as Brendon's pianist. With Brendon's help, Ryan slowly realizes that Kale isn't the philosophical paradise that he dreamed of, Brendon isn't the man that Ryan thought he was, and maybe the piano knows something that he doesn't know. 1st Place in Fanfiction in the Mystique Awards, the Prism Awards, and the Castle Awards. Cover by @sereneur.

"Do I fear the sleepless nights? You have no idea how long the darkness lasts when you cannot close your eyes to it. For the night is dark and full of terrors." * * * |TW: Nightmares, insomnia, anorexia, intense phobias, blood, mentions of death in nightmares, hospitals|

Some people go through high school without anyone knowing who they are. Brendon Urie is not one of those people. Brendon Urie has always been the talk of the school. It doesn't matter what grade you're in everyone knows that Brendon Urie has a two year old son.

gerard has introduced ryan to a boy on Instagram (completed)✔️

Ryan is a YouTuber who has a best friend like almost every YouTuber does. His best friend is named Brendon Urie (COMPLETED)✔️

Addict: A person who is addicted to a particular substance, typically an illegal drug. No matter what your drug of choice is, an addiction is an addiction. Getting help is the only solution.

(Sequel to The Best Boys) Ryan and Brendon decided to run away from their home lives. Both of them agreed on Greece.

Brendon and Ryan are both the 'perfect' child in their families. They play soccer, they get good grades, and have beautiful girlfriends-wait what? (COMPLETED)✔️

"jesus christ, are you ever not an annoying prick." or where brendon meets his new neighbor, ryan, who always finds a way to annoy him highest ranks; #1 in joncer #2 in ryanross #2 in panicatthedisco #1 in ryden

au || "fuckboy" ryan starts texting brendon, only to become infatuated with him