From the most cruel of ways to the most dumb. All amazing ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan! Read if you want the step-by-step guide book to being kicked out of ThunderClan!

What happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!

This book has unique pelt colors and traits, names for Clans and cats of all sorts, plenty of plots, how to do ceremonies, creating camps, a list of prey and all of the herbs! If you need any help on anything in Warrior Cats, then this book is FOR SURE the one to help you out! [If you need help on anything, explain what you mean in the comments and I'll get right on it!]

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

Runningkit, Goldenkit, and Volekit are destined for a great change in the clans. The kick off to a series of epic proportions, transforming the expectation of those around them. Starclan has their wise eyes cast towards these three kits, and their lives shall unfold willingly or by force of the universe around them.

What if you had a secret? Young Skykit believes life is well as she is raised in the Clan of ThunderClan, where they all work together with peace and harmony. Or so it seems. As ThunderClan's deputy seizes power, Skykit is trusted with a secret from her Warrior Ancestors no cat would dare believe. Copyrighted 2014-2019. Any duplication, recreation, or stories along the lines of this product is strictly prohibited.