| A Wattpad Featured Story & The Wattys' Shortlist | Jane Waleski and her best friend, Emily Zuckerman, are average achievers on a good day and losers on a bad day, but they're quite proud of it! Or so they try to convince themselves. They read only the shortest books for book reports and always have the worst project for science class. On top of that, they are hopeless romantics. So Jane and Emily form Loser Club: an exclusive club of two. But when a new science teacher shows up at their school, Jane tries to impress her and suddenly finds herself trying to be not so average. Will she have to resign as vice president of Loser Club?

The origin story of Janis and Damian's friendship from 8th grade to present day. Mostly based on the Mean Girls musical. This is a roleplay me and my friend (@baby_panda20) are doing, but it's so heartbreaking and cute that I'm posting it. Hope you enjoy crying! This is a cautionary tale.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I mentioned writing this a while ago in a story of mine, and someone urged me to post it! So this is an essay that I wrote for my Writing 150 class about queer female representation in television. I got an A in the class, so I think it turned out good!

Anne of Green Gables recounts the adventures of Anne Shirley, a young orphan girl mistakenly sent to Matthew and Marilla Cuthbert, a middle-aged brother and sister who have a farm on Prince Edward Island and who had intended to adopt a boy to help them.

I say mean girls here but I really mean Janis/Cady. They're too adorable not to ship. Send in some requests, I'll write anything but smut and suicide as long as it stays in canon time. Enjoy these although I'll regret them years later. Thanks for reading!

internet-ing is hard. i like mean girls. and heathers. here are some drawings of various people's stories and some drawings of the weird thoughts in my brain. yeet here's this thing

[2018 WATTYS WINNER] Louise Johnson was an African American teen living on the brink of the Space Race. Her hobbies included studying the twinkling night sky, ignoring her racist classmates, equally fantasizing about both killing and kissing Patricia Morris--and oh, using quantum teleportation to her own advantage by the means of a perplexing silver Ring. That was, until she found herself knee-deep in a heap of files revealing that the newly-formed NASA was hiding inconceivable research from Project Vanguard that should've destroyed the entire planet worse the than progressing Cold War. Now obviously, the forty-eight states of America are still intact, and so is our beloved Earth. But why? Fortunately for humanity, Louise Johnson and her diverse team of science-loving geeks turned the imminent apocalypse into just another facet of American history. And this is the entirely illegal story of how. [©2017-2018. All rights reserved.]

11/7/19 - UPDATE - i prolly won't update this anymore but i won't take it down because i still get notifications that people read/save it. a lot has changed since i wrote this stuff a year ago :) • • • Feel free to send requests and prompts! This will be a book of oneshots between Cady and Janis from Mean Girls the musical and often featuring Damian. Mostly very fluffy ones. Please first refer to the first author's note though! For more Janis x Cady go to @jeffersonsmacaroni7 and @baby_panda20