A list of reasons men are garbage

You're a human who lives in Beach City. One day, while out for a swim, you come across a gemstone which turns into the beautiful and powerful Jasper. The Easy Part (kinda): Having Jasper stay with you and teaching her things about Earth. The Hard Part: Trying to ignore the fact that you have got the HOTS for this Gem. There will be lemon at some point(s) so if you don't like that, you can skip it. Enjoy!

Things get hot and steamy with your favorite space lesbians! These lemons are aimed towards female readers, and there will be a combination of female and futanari (both female and male at once) parts, depending on both my imagination and the request. I do take requests, just shoot me a private message and Ill get to it when I can! WARNING, SLOW UPDATES!

When Jasper finally unfuses with Lapis. She end's up on a new side of the beach. It's now up to (name), a spunky girl with a backbone to take care of the orange gem. Lots of attitude and sarcasm ensures.

~read the title, people

It's a jasper X reader. (Y/n) was sentenced to life in prison for a crime you did commit but won't admit to. Thing we're gonna go smoothly until one of your house mates took a lot of interest in you. Now you're her prison wife and have a prison family.

Just a collection of scenarios and oneshots, I do take requests. I will do lemons/smut cause I have no shame. It's also x female reader. Enjoy.

⭐️ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ᴡᴀʀꜱ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ ⭐️ ʜɪɢʜᴇꜱᴛ ʀᴀɴᴋɪɴɢꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴀʀ: #1 ɪɴ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ᴡᴀʀꜱ (2017) #1 ɪɴ ᴋʏʟᴏ (2021) #1 IN KYLOREN (2015-2022) #13 ɪɴ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ (2017) (𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕤 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕖𝕡.𝕧𝕚𝕚) started: december 20, 2015 finished: sometime early 2017 𝔻𝕀𝕊ℂ𝕃𝔸𝕀𝕄𝔼ℝ: *𝕚 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕠 𝕚 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕖* (𝕚 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕚 𝕕𝕚𝕕, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣)

SMUT Y/N was previously in a relationship with Draco Malfoy while secretly in love with the Potions master and Head of Slytherin house. Y/N was planning on keeping this love secret and never to act on it until she catches none other than Draco cheating on her with Pansy. She's distraught and decides to head over to her legimency lesson with her favorite professor. Due to her vulnerability from the heart break, she can't deflect his spells and he's able to see into her mind. This is when he discovers her feelings for him and is surprised they're returned. He decides to act on them, closing the door and pulling her in for kiss. She's surprised and kisses back, it begins to get heated until they hear footsteps heading towards his door. They pull apart just seconds before who other than Draco Malfoy bursts into the room. She takes her leave, apologizing to the professor, Draco following her down the halls, begging for forgiveness. Severus is still in shock and wants to see her again, now that he's had a taste he needs more. So he calls for her again later in the week where they finish their lesson.

Imagine yourself with your favourite Hetalia characters! Preferably for female readers.