Turns out words were a side dish, because that's exactly what I'm served.

Hi! My name is Fel Omari, and as I see your glazed-over eyes staring at the screen of whatever technological device you're using, I would like to raise you a proposition: how would you - yes, you - like to go on an adventure? To travel from tiny villages to crashing oceans, through great cities and barren tundras, from wherever you are now - to somewhere so incredibly different? Well, I'll make you a deal. You can go on this adventure. Just promise me you'll remember this one thing: There's no turning back. (Also have fun.) (...Obviously.)