Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[ Featured on Wattpad's Official LGBT+ account! ] Ashley James has tried to hide in the closet for months when she mistakingly kissed her best friend at a party - and the worst thing is, both were sober and one had a boyfriend. She lost several things that night: a $20 bill, a pack of sour patch kids, and her best friend. To bring up Ashley's confidence again, she began to date a boy named Mason Baylor. Everything about her life seemed normal - until a cute girl named May Parker came along to ruin the show Ashley was performing for friends and family, and to teach her that everything will be okay. [ cover by: @bloodytampon ] [ trailer INSIDE by: @listensoftly ]

Alexander Hamilton has recently been accepted into King's College, and he's scared. He's never had friends growing up, and has too much to say at once. But will his overly energetic room mate change his views of the future ahead of him?

Neil and Harrison have a rough history regarding their relationship in high school. After senior year, Neil thought he was home free. He managed to get into Oakford University, a college not far off from his hometown. He wasn't expecting his ex-crush to be attending their as well, nor the events following his arrival. ~ (Highest Rankings: #1 in #neison, #1 in #neilxharrison, #62 in collegeau, and #99 in #campcamp) There's hardly any Neison fics out there, so I decided to create one of my own. This is in the same universe as "Here We Are", but you don't have to read that one to understand this one. Everything in here is fictional and not met to be based off of anything. Any relation to actual places and events are just pure coincidence. Camp Camp belongs to Rooster Teeth and I claim no ownership of any artwork used. (Mentions of MaxPres and [NerNik? Nikris?] Nikki x Nerris) © Flutterbolt667, 2017

"B-but, who will tell my story... Is... Is my s-story even worth telling?!" "Don't worry, I'll tell your story." "Do you promise?" "I pinky promise." --------------- Lams College! AU. TRIGGER WARNING! Mentions abuse, self harm, suicide, transphobic and homophobic slurs.

(Requests: Closed) Hello! Welcome to this mess- I mean, book of oneshots! Have a ship you want to see? Or a scenario you've wanted to see some characters be in? Well, here's the place where those dreams can (possibly) come true! I'll take pretty much any ship (except Maxvid and ships like that) or scenario (Yes this includes smutty stuff... To a point), so ask away! And I have a few of my own I might throw in here, so be prepared for that. Hope you enjoy! Camp Camp belongs to RoosterTeeth and I claim no ownership of any artwork used. © Flutterbolt667, 2017

-An instructional manual that explains the most imperative steps to cuddling in a leather jacket.- Jack is an adorable, pastel boy who lives in a pretend world of perfection and innocence. But he's had a past of horrible relationships and now lives with a marijuana-smoking man-whore named Felix. Jack is living under horrible circumstances, but Felix keeps the wool pulled over his eyes with promises of protection from others. Mark lives in a frat house with some of the most intimidating guys on campus, but in reality, they're all goofy gamer guys that just so happen to love heavy metal and piercings. Jack and Mark met one day in July during a heavy metal concert; not under the best circumstances, but it sends them both into a spell of quixotry that will last for the rest of their lives. (WARNING - this book discusses sensitive topics such as: Physical abuse, sexual abuse, emotional abuse, substance abuse (drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes), severe anxiety, obsessive compulsive disorder, and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.)

"Frustrated, confused, and in the closet, Pacifica Northwest only had to endure one final year of high school in Gravity Falls until she could move away and escape the place and people that had caused her so grief. She had assumed she was home free when her senior year began, but everything may not turn out to be as simple as she had anticipated with the return on her childhood rivals, the pines twins, causing her effortlessly cool facade to begin to crumble." ♦ ♦ ♦ This is just a simple, self-indulgent Gravity Falls Mabel x Pacifica Fanfiction. Hope you enjoy!

Mister McLoughlin is a fun loving teacher that just moved from teaching middle school in Ireland to teaching high school in America. He loves to make people laugh and smile, and he loves helping people, so he loves his job and wouldn't trade it for the world. His puts all of his effort into taking care of his students and ensuring that he is making the world a better place. Mister Fischbach, however, is a hardcore, strict, and loud teacher. He's constantly yelling and hitting students' desks with a wooden meter stick. He tries to scare students into not failing his class, but his teaching methods are so harsh that not even half of his students can survive the first semester in his class. Jack does his best to make Mark a kinder teacher and Mark works his hardest to push Jack away, and it only pulls them closer. Will their relationship work out, our will their opposite personalities and their jobs pull them apart?

She just wanted to be a normal girl going to a normal school with normal friends, living a normal life. However, this all changes when kidnap and violence enter the picture, initiated by none other than the cold heartless 'Lapis Lazuli'. This criminal vowed to never care about anyone ever again. But will her motives change? Will a nerdy highschool student be able to survive this mess, or will she die at the hands of one of the most dangerous gang leaders around? Cover art credit: Mangaken written 9/11/2017 - 12/13/2017