[featured] ❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞ ❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞ ❝Just give me the order.❞ ❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞ ❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself.❞ ❝That's beside the point!❞ ❝Okay, so remind me, why are we delivering flowers from yourself to your house?❞ ❝So that my mom thinks I have a love life. Duh.❞ ❝Well, do you?❞ ❝Um... of course...❞ ❝Then why are you buying yourself flowers?❞ ❝...❞ ____________________________________ ***updates twice a week on random days so keep your peeled! ((:*** » featured on humour's romcom list. [COPYRIGHT © 2017, 123itsmeee, ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED TO ME.]