Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

Three magic beans, one dumb bitch and an adventure of a lifetime. - Trying to save her family from starvation, Sharkeisha exchanges her sickly mother's last packet of tylenol for 3 magic marijuana beans, not knowing that they are actually a portal to another mythical realm of giants, goblins and fairyfolk. Join Sharkeisha as she struggles to defeat the giant who terrorises the innocent civilians of cumberbitchland and claim back her right to the throne, with the help of the frustraningly handsome Prince Harry Edward the III and a tavern wench named Cardi B. Parody of Jack and The Beanstalk