"Sunshine, unicorn piss and highlighter glow, I now turn you into a po-ta-toe!" I shout, angrily pointing my wand at Pringle Ryder Badboyinson. "AHHHHHHH!" shouts Pringle in his manly husky batman voice. Except the voice is not coming from his mouth. It's coming from the tiny potato sitting on top of a crumpled leather jacket. "WHAT THE FRACK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU SOGGY MACARONI??!!" ... Lily Hudson and Pringle Ryder Badboyinson are polar opposites, a good girl and a bad boy, who don't want anything to do with each other. As a matter of fact, they totally loathe other for no relevant reason. That is...until their worlds collide. Until Lily discovers she's Zayn Malik's wizard princess spy child and accidentally turns Pringle into a talking potato. Will she be able to revert him back into his original form and simultaneously save the world? DUN DUN DUN!! Read the book to find out more!! WARNING: Extreme plot twists, read at your own risk.

"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently." "Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously. I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am." *** Crown City has all the typical big-city flare. There's a McDonald's on every corner, enough carbon emissions to end life as we know it, and a new supervillain trying to take over right before finals week. For Tessa Kingston, Supers are nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, Tessa likes to pretend that Supers don't even exist at all. Though Tessa isn't exactly shy with her not-so-popular thoughts on Crown City's resident vigilante, Guardian, he seems to have taken a liking to the annoyed teenager. Well, he and his buddies have, that is - buddies meaning two supervillains dressed in Walmart Star Wars masks. Crown City has always been a center for mayhem and superpowers, but when strange things start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa finds herself in the middle of a fight she didn't start but she sure as hell was going to end. Villains torment her. Heroes try to save her. Tessa just wants to pass Supers 101. In a world full of Supers, it's up to normal-teenager Tessa Kingston to save her city. A typical tagline she's well-aware of, of course. As Tessa prepares to show these Super-fools they messed with the wrong girl, she just has one condition: There's no way she's wearing spandex. *** BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY Featured on the Wattpad Adventure, Action, Superhero, and Humour profiles! WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED

Highest: #1 in Action! Elena lives in a world where dragons are well-known to man kind and tamed by people who fly with them through the sky. Unfortunately, it seems that dragons can only be tamed by a person of the male gender, any females who even are nearby, have a 99.9% chance of being killed by one, the other 0.01% chance of getting away with major injuries. This leaves to Elena find life her boring, plain and has no life objective. She attends a normal school, with normal people. While her older brother, Jackson. attends a boarding school for those who can tame a dragon. She envies the life of her brother but accepts that she can't change her life. Well... maybe she can't change it. At the end of first day of new year at school, an unlikely incident puts her in a position no other female would like to be in. Face to face with a real life dragon. Is this encounter the one she has been waiting for? Or is it is the day she will change her mind on dragons forever? Read as Elena struggles to figure out her new life. How to act, what to do and say, read as her future is a lot more set than she would like it to be. Read as Elena, a girl who is not even close to normal, try to push through the journey, that some planned for her all along. **Cover by AutunmStars (thank you) *Started: 17/01/2017 EDITING

~I do not own Magi or any of the characters~ *1st place winner of MagiWA 2017 in Judar category!!* There are only supposed to be three magi per era. Three magi to guide the world and create great kings, right? Nishi isn't sure why she was born, but she doesn't care much. She's determined to use her power as a magi to help others and protect those who can't protect themselves. But there's more to the story than she's telling. Nishi's got a secret. Something dark she's hid from everyone her entire life. Something she desperately wants to forget, but can't get over... What will happen to this young magi? And will she end up falling for the one person in this world she shouldn't? (37K words)

"As realization hit him, he flinched slightly, his hands beginning to tremble. He was wrong. Hak and Princess Yona were not the most dangerous figures to King Soo-wons position. She was" King Il was out on an expedition, travelling across the kingdom when he passed a river. He stopped for some rest, and found a girl half-submerged in the river, and mortally wounded. 12 years later, the mysterious girl is now a bodyguard of Princess Yona and childhood friends with the thunder beast and Lord Soo-won. When tragedy strikes, Azumi is forced to make a decision. Join her master on her adventure, or sprout off on her own... (All credit goes to the creator of the anime/manga. Credit also goes to the artists of some of the images. Only Azumi is mine. Front cover made with Canva) This story has been re-written, so go check our the better version!

Kurami Akuma Namikaze, the Guardian Angel. Maybe you have heard this name, one of many given to her, it wouldn't be too surprising considering who she is and what she has done in her life. This is the story of one teenage girl, however, this isn't your average teenage girl. Oh no. This girl is one of the most powerful ninjas in the whole of the nations, on par with the legendary sannin. Her story really begins with Naruto Uzumaki, her precious little brother who she believed to have died along with her parents. Two broken siblings come together; one to finally have a family and experience the love that was so cruelly denied to him, and the other to finally begin to heal and allow light back into her life.

He slammed me against the brick wall,making a short gasp escape my mouth. "Your mine...and only mine." He growled in a low,feisty tone. "Yea....haha here's the ish....your not my mom,or my dad...so I'm not yours....you don't own me and I'm sure I don't have a logo or tattoo on me saying 'oh I belong to Darren Smith' so shut the fuck up and do one child!" I yelled in his face,putting up the middle finger. Jennifer Lawson normal 17 years old ,funny,shy and clever high school teenager.When she finds out the biggest Bad boy in Swonsworth is out of jail and joining her High School, the only thing she wants to do is stay away from him for the rest of her high school year. Now,this may sound easy because, she is a normal high school student,who doesn't attract many people towards her,but what happens when the Bad boy has his target on her and only her and what's the secret behind this likeing? ...

Warning: CG has been published. The last ten chapters of this book have been taken down due to copyright reasons. When the future Alpha, a major player rejected her for the Queen B, Genesis and her two best friends came up with a plan to give the arrogant future alpha the taste his own medicine. What happens when your plan works too well? What happens when you attract not only the arrogant alpha but also a powerful creature that won't take no for an answer? "Now my sunshine, we're all alone," he utters with some satisfaction. His hair is mussed up sexily. His skin is a bit flushed from all the running he just did. Oh goddess, he's still the sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on. "What are you planning to do to me?" I ask him warily. His eyes rake up and down my body as if he can see through my clothing. "What do you think I would do to you, sunshine?" he sounds amused, almost indulgent. His lips curl up into a feral smile. His silver-gray eyes flashed with anger and hunger and desperation. It sets my pulse racing. He's not really amused. I can tell. "Maybe I'm tired of waiting. Maybe I'm tired of chasing after you. Maybe it's time for me to catch you, Genesis." Cuddly bunnies and fuzzy slippers!!! I don't know about this. Do I want to get caught?

Highest Rank: #1 narutofanfiction Meet Kimiko Kamegami. A Goddess from above. She is being sent for a mission to be a guardian with a certain group of people. A Goddess turns to a guardian. Will her fate changes while she is in the world? Will she able to accomplish her mission? What will happen to their future when 'her' father hold it? Not literally he holds it but what if her father knows the future? Will she able to save her what do she called babies? P.S I don't own Naruto!! Let's give the credit to Masashi Kishimoto :) I only own my OC and others that are not totally in the story and the pictures are not mine... Please be noted that the power of fanfic i s op so if there is anything that is different from the storyline, that's what you call magic. And Sequel is up and is written on this book as well. Rank #941 in fanfiction as of 4/10/18 Started: July 18, 2016 Completed: May 18, 2018