Funny comebacks and insults

Full of funny comebacks and insults to use!!

Love vs hate

Eli catches her parents making out and gets angry so she runs away. She gets to a park and then a man kidnaps her and then something dramatic happens to Eli. Read to find out what happens.

Voltron Legendary Defender AU

Keithak Kogane is half Galra, half Altean. His father is Thace Kogane, but he has never known his mother. One day, he decided that he has gotten enough of the taunts from his Galran piloting class and escapes..... with a Red Lion? DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER

Camp Voltron- A Klance Fanfiction

(Summer Camp AU) When the Kogane's and the McClain's are tired of their son's moping around the house, they send their son's to work at Camp Voltron, 300 miles away in Altea, Virginia. The only thing they can imagine being worse than working at camp is seeing each other. WHAT. A. SUPRISE! ;) KLANCE SMUT (Duh.)

Ask and Dare these toons

This is the first book I have written , it is about the toons feel free to ask and dare them . I will include : Oswald Mickey Bendy Felix Boris Cup head Mug man (Maybe I will add more later)

Two Cups and a Devil!

Ask or Dare Cuphead, Mugman and Bendy all the things you've wondered about or just simply ask them dumb questions or Dare them to do idiotic things.

Qftim one shots [ON HOLD]

I'm doing one shots

BATQFTIM Swaps one shots~

REQUESTS CLOSED UNTIL FARTHER NOTICE! I don't own the pictures and comic the owner are Thebbros on tumbler Enjoy~ And yes I'll be doing some x readers and taking requests I made the cover on Picsart I credit the artist of the pictures I put at the top they do wonderful art, I just wanted to put this here that people...

//OLD// Loving you~Zombie Klance AU

~Welcome to the apocalypse~ Where zombie's roam the streets and survivors barely survive. It happened so fast that no one realized it till it was too late. Zombies flooded the streets like a raging river, spreading the "Bite disease" or "the Bite". When the world needs to be put back the way it was, who will step up...

Pretty Boy [Klance] HIATUS!

Lance is a high school pretty boy, knows he's hot, oblivious, soccer playing, flirt. Keith is your average queer, cute but doesn't know it, quiet boy. They both have severe crushes on each other. - [ Haitus indefinitely: my heart isnt with it anymore and I need a break ]

I have my Secrets (Klance)

*WARNING: this will be a very emotional rollercoaster with some triggering subjects. I own nothing except the story line* It's been a month after Shiro came back from the battle of Voltron. As excited as everyone is, Keith still isn't acting like himself. Everyone's worried, especially Lance. But what happens if Keith...

(Ice) Sk8r Boy- Klance

From the time they were young boys, neighbors Keith Kogane and Lance McClain were best friends. Living in Northern Minnesota, both boys spent their summers playing baseball and their winters playing on the frozen ice out behind their homes. Warning: Fluff, Flirting, sexual tension, smut, romance- klancy stuff ;) OC f...

Fish Tails {Klance Mermaid Au}

Rival merboys Lance and Keith get into a race that end them both lost. While trying to find their way back, the come across a boat of land dwellers in need of assistance. Lance agrees to help, much to Keith's disdain, and they go on an adventure that help develop their relationship. cover art is not mine ! credit goes...

Entranced {Klance au}

Keith's whole life has always been one mishap after another, but he never would have predicted this. 'This' being stumbling upon a beautiful, obnoxious, and unconscious, boy who sends him on a thrilling adventure full of magic. Along with their team, Keith and Lance set out on a journey throughout dimensions, ea...

Klance Oneshots

Hello! This is my first Klance book, and I just got into Voltron (please don't kill me). I really love the show and I LOVE Klance. It's so cute!! So I have decided to start a oneshot book over it (obviously since it's in the title). Before we start I have an important key you need to know... 😈Smut😈 😊Fluff😊 😈😊Bot...

give it some time | klance

cover art ; gghostkking (tumblr) "Now what?" Keith asked, tapping his desk. Lance's eyes shot up for a second, his mouth quivering, struggling to open. He knew he'd have to tell Keith sooner or later, and no matter how much he wanted to choose later, he had to do it now- he had his chance. He opened his mouth, g...

for him.

keith and lance are high school students in their neighborhood. they have a lot of the same classes and they were in the same grade yet there was one difference between them: their social ranking. keith was the school geek and a secret dancer and lance was that one kid that everyone seems to knows. but unlike most peo...

⚠SMUT⚠KLANCE{w/drama&moreships}(Completed)

Read the fucking title 👆🏻☝👆🏻☝👆🏻☝

Making peace-klance

The younger sibling, Lance, will be marrying prince Lotor but before he does, he is spending a month at the huge galra castle. He is guarded by a galra soldier named Keith. How will this story end? Sequel is learning the truth.

Klance-party time

Lance and Keith decide to throw a party for everyone on the castle to relax after a huge battle with zarkon. It goes great but after it not so much. Fanfiction based on voltron legendary defenders a Netflix orginal series

Theif~(Klance) //OLD//

//Completed March 25~2017// "Keith, are you a Theif?" "Why?" Keith smirked, as he knew this was one of Lance's stupid puns. "Because you stole my heart" He said in a surprisingly smooth voice. Keith couldn't help but laugh, "Well, you said thief wrong, but.. One thing is for sure. You've sure stolen mine" ~~~~~~ Hey...

💙Klance One Shots❤️

A bunch of One Shots for one of my favourite ships out there!!! So this has been done many times but ya know I'm gonna join too! Enjoy the beautiful stories!

Galra Keith x Lance (Complete)

Lance has always had a crush on Keith. But when Keith gets injured problems arise. I obviously don't own any of the Voltron characters

Ardor | Klance [COMPLETED]

/'ärdər/ 🔉 [Informal] (n.) A flame, a fire, a burn of heat. Unfortunately, no matter how much Pidge teases them about it, it seems as though Klance will never, ever be canon. Or, maybe it will. It's complicated.

Klance au zootopia

Just being klance trash as usual I was just watching zootopia,and I suddenly thought of klance would go good with this story idk I'm just writing this for fun,and it will not follow the plot exactly(disclaimer I don't work at Disney I don't own any art thank you for your time to read this trash) (Another updated disc...

Fire and Ice (Klance)

~Superhero Au~ College student Lance McClain didn't ask for super cool ice powers, but that's what he got. Him and his friends, Hunk, Pidge, and Shiro from the hero alliance of Voltron, commanded by their leader Allura. Keith Kogane is a college student as well as a lone hero, who coincidentally appears at the scene w...

Klance One-shots

I'm going to try to make some oneshots of one of my many otps! These are all mostly au's of some sort, so yeah...... Klance is a personal favorite of mine, so let's roll!! I SAY K, YOU SAY LANCE!!

Wait, What !? (Klance)

Lance Mcclain is an average 16 year old boy. Except he has a secret, one not even HE knows about, but you know what they say, "eventually all secrets will come out." Altean!lance × Galra!keith Doods this description sucks ( '-_-) Also im bad at writing so this story sucks too, whoops... •credit to the artists•

Try Me | klance

『I just don't like the fact that you have to ask. Like I mean I know it's not obvious but, I mean it shouldn't have to- you shouldn't have to ask if someone's okay with who you are, you know?』 ✧ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ sᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ✧ ➵ High school! au & rock band! au ...

Elementals(Klance)

In this world you have to go to a special school where you go to pick you elemental,and Lance was not expecting to have one that is so...cute.